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Not a Square to Spare   [Chris Horner]

Where are the Beatles when you need them? Someone inside EPA has
brought to my attention how Oregon Rep. Earl Blumenauer has proposed
legislation calling on a federal agency to define toilet paper.

Really. It says it right in the bill, the "Water Resources Protection
Act" (I know, I know - you were expecting it to be called the
Protecting Infrastructure and Sewer Systems Act):

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   ''SEC. 4172. DEFINITIONS AND SPECIAL RULE.

   '(b) WATER DISPOSAL PRODUCT. - For purposes of this subchapter -

   (4) TOILET TISSUE. - The term 'toilet tissue' means toilet tissue,
as determined under regulations prescribed by the Secretary."

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No, it's not as silly as it sounds. It's sillier.

The rulemaking to define what rises to the level of a bottom-wipe is
in the name of a good cause: to tax the stuff. The current band of
feds don't think you've paid enough tax - this has been established ad
nauseum - and now want a dedicated revenue, er, stream, to pay to
replace corroded pipes and overburdened sewer sytems nationwide.

We know what else is involved in the confines of the rest room so,
naturally, there's a "climate change mitigation" section as well
though, upon initial scrutiny, it isn't as invasive as the context
indicates should be the case.

It actually gets even more inane: in addition to adding a "3% excise
tax on items disposed of in wastewater, such as toothpaste, cosmetics,
toilet paper and cooking oil [because these] products wind up in the
water stream and require clean up by sewage treatment plants,"
according to Blumenauer's Fact Sheet, water-based beverages, which
actually hit the infrastructure both coming and, ah, going (as anyone
who's ever stood in line at a sporting event knows). So, those are hit
with a four-cent per-container excise tax. Feeling flush yet?

This is a nice addendum to the dossier that, I believe, we will look
back on as having been rolled up by a congressional majority (and
indeed, entire political class) that soon found itself circling the
drain.

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