You know you're in a true jewish synagog .... ---- when your rabbi is laundering dirty money for NY and NJ politicians
On Aug 2, 12:19 pm, THE ANNOINTED ONE <[email protected]> wrote: > IF the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of > a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. > > IF people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the > two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. > > WHEN the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the > offering," five guys and two women stand up. > > IF opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church > holiday. > > IF a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive > truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." > > IF the choir is known as the "OK Chorale". > > WHEN in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names > in the church directory. > > IF Baptism is referred to as "branding". > > IF high notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling. > > IF people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too > heavy. > > IF the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized washtub. > > IF the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo > from) Billy Bob's Barbecue. > > IF the collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy. > > IF instead of a bell, you are called to service by a duck call. > > IF the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks. > > IF the communion wine is Boone's Farm "Strawberry Hill". > > IF "Thou shalt not covet" applies to hunting dogs, too. > > IF the final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now!! Ya > Hear" --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
