Jim W, Rather sad, you've fallen to being nothing more than a Travis or a Pred with a vocabulary and decent talent for writing. I feel badly for you, I really do. A man of your literary talent reduced to a spiteful child throwing globs of verbal mud against a wall at random hoping some of it will stick and inflame the lowest denominator among us. PIT-TEE-FUCKIN-FULL.
On Aug 4, 10:36 pm, Jim Willis <[email protected]> wrote: > Today the Whitehouse announced that, “Bamster Motors” formerly, know > as General Motors “General Motors” renamed the company, “Government > motors” and will release the, “Barrry-car” early in 2010. This first > signature car of the Obama administration will reportedly employ the > green technology candidate Obama promised to the American people as he > crisscrossed the country in pursuit of buying votes for the > presidency. > > Early information is that A.C.O.R.N. and the “service workers > international” drove busses to homeless shelters and loaded up the > dregs, winos and mental deficient’s…bribed them with bologna > sandwiches’, Boone’s Farm and Newport cigarettes to cast their votes > for the Messiah. Reportedly’ the most difficult aspect of this elector > hoodwinking was finding the correct bridge and gutter to drop off the > homeless after their ballot casting. In many cases the overstuffed > vans transporting the homeless simply slowed down at the nearest > underpass and lobbed them out at 35 MPH. Obama called this act tough- > love and his effort to reduce carbon emissions by not coming to a > complete stop. There was also an ancillary wager between top staffer > on just how many times the homeless would bounce. Rahm Emmanuel won > the pool when a bum he launched from the moving van bounced a full > seven times, braking his collar bone and suffering a severe head > injury. > > Reportedly, the “Barrry-car” has a drive train fueled by three 2000 > lb. nickel cadmium batteries capable of propelling the 10,000 lb. > vehicle four city blocks without a recharge or one downhill trip to > the Strip Club; Most innovative is the pop-up solar shield upon > battery exhaustion adding another 25 feet to the total distance > traveled. > > “B-car” dealers across the country are already touting the luxurious > amenities such as the dual cup holders, rear window, four tires, > ashtray and Obama bumper-sticker, said bumper sticker incapable of > bring removed from said car due to a top secret polymer guaranteed for > the life of your car. > > In other White House news; Obama has latched on to a controversial > stimulus package directed exclusively at the working poor. In his > years as a community agitator he became acutely aware of the plight of > working girls on the streets of Chicago. With the Obama recession a > Presidential panel, “after an in depth study concluded that > prostitutes” revenue is down 49% and “places upon them a severe > hardship”. After all; the administration has offered that stimulus > recovery in the porn industry is a moral imperative and has vowed to > not let these scantily clad hard working American girls whom the > President has, concluded that the porn industry is simply to big to > fail. > Hence; The Obama, “Porn industry recover act” is set to be implemented > by bypassing all debate and pouring $billings of American taxpayers > $dollars into pornography billboards, Public service announcements and > most importantly financing for the oft maligned, “Johns” or customers > if you will. > Obama’s plan is to tax the oldest profession and blackmail the Johns. > The Presidential office of management estimates that possible revenues > to the federal coffers could increase by as much as $300 Billion > dollars. Minus the cost of Federal outlay of condoms, birth control > pills amid the tried and true method of the prostitute jumping up and > down after intercourse. Oh…and if all else faiths there will be the > abortion option for irresponsible women, who personally rack up > abortions just for the convenience of the living. > Not to mention, Since the Bamster has been sworn in we have lost > millions of jobs, wages are falling, the remunerations to the treasury > are now down 22% > > Obama has added $1Triion dollars to the national debt in just six- > Months. At this rate our deficit will top $4 $trillion dollars and > he’s just getting warmed up. > If he is able through reconciliation, “ a parliamentary procedure > never used” less budget battles; he can jam down cap-and-trade down > our throats, along with Healthcare and card check. He will then set > his sights on Talk-radio”. His biggest detractors and the only > personality are opposing him. > This is a fight for the economic and social fabric that is America. > So get up off your ass. Join the 9-12 project, band with conservatives > and show up at these town meetings and be head. It’ all up to us to > get involved…After all; it is our country; let’s take it back!!!! > Conservative Springfield Staff Writer --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
