Rickles is still alive. But I doubt he really wrote this stuff. Some of it is Rodney Dangerfield's material. Good stuff though.
On Oct 21, 10:12 am, Hollywood <[email protected]> wrote: > Bruce, > > Don Rickles is still alive???? > > On Oct 21, 5:37 am, Bruce Majors <[email protected]> wrote: > > > *DON RICKLES ON DEMOCRATS** ** > > > Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? > > > Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint… A Saint Bernard. Now I know > > why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract > > pleasure, divide attention and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically > > unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he > > makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If > > I were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful. > > > Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must've > > been something before electricity. Seriously, the Speaker may look like an > > idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. She really is an > > idiot. Madame Speaker... want to make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says > > she's not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini. > > > Charlie Rangel... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What > > does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel's the only man with a > > rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to > > pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn't he the Treasury > > Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker. > > > Barney Frank… he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider... he and > > Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown; and they're not only not serving > > time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial system! > > Let's all admit it... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on > > Novocain. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's right... he's from > > Massachusetts. That's the state that elects Mr.Charisma, John Kerry -- man > > of the people! > > > You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles > > with him. Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a > > "lying weasel," it may be time to retire. Dodd's involved in more shady > > deals than the Clintons. Even Rangel looks up to him! > > > Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you... especially given your > > upbringing. All you've overcome... I heard your birth certificate is an > > apology from the condom factory. I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it > > really works for you. Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's my > > opinion compared to that of thousands of others? Gibbs does his best > > expositional work in the bathroom every morning. > > > As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama's arrogant > > and aloof, but I don't agree. Now it's true when you enter the room, you > > have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. His > > mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through it. > > Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name > > really was Barack. Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able > > to set a record... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. As > > far as his administration -- what with the tax cheat and lobbyists -- well, > > in the words of Patches O'Houlihan, "It's like watching a bunch of retards > > trying to hump a doorknob out there." > > > With all due respect. > > > FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"... BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO > > RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY.* > > > * > > * > > * * --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
