Sunday, April 23, 2000
Capitalism is goverment
By Stephen Jay Morris
In these past few days I have been doing a delivery rout for
commission. While driving on the streets of L.A, I had
entrepreneurial fantasies. Those type of fantasies comes from
a inferior complex. That’s the psychology of a impecunious sod like
me. Come to think of
it...that’s the psychology of most American males. My fantasy was
typical, I buy the company and fire my boss. Yeah...the slave becomes
the master. It’s all Ego dog shit.
The local college station was playing this space music. You know...the
type of music that
goes on and on, and nothing happens. It was spacing me out man. I
pulled in the Disney
studio parking lot. The guard wanted to see my papers. He was wearing
a neat little Disney uniform. Like a good little corporate underling
should. I told him I had to deliver
a package to building 17. Oh...he said, that’s the Goofy building.
After checking my I.D
he directed me to the delivery parking spot. Then it hit me. The
difference between Communism and Capitalism is Capitalism Creates Gods
that have money, Communism
creates Party bosses with less cash. So, I have made a list comparing
Communist Cuba to
Disneyworld.
1. In Communist Cuba, Castro is the only one allowed to wear a
beard.
In Disneyworld, Walt Disney was the only one allowed to wear
a mustache.
2. In Communist Cuba, Citizens spy on each other, if some one gets
out of line,
they report them to the goverment.
In Disneyworld, Employees spy on each other. If some one screws up,
they get reported to the boss.
3. In Communist Cuba, You have to pay to get in with a phony visa.
In Disneyworld, You have to pay to get in. Like both places, you
wish you never
came in the first place.
4. In Communist Cuba,The goverment controls the media.
Disneyworld, is the media, and soon will control all of it.
5. In Communist Cuba, Idols like Che are worshipped.
In Disneyworld, Idols like Mickey mouse are worshipped.
6. In Communist Cuba, There is no freedom of speech for its citizens.
In Disneyworld, there is no freedom of speech for employees
7. In Communist Cuba, you are forced to attend party rallies and hear
boring speeches by
Communist officials.
In Disneyworld, the employees are forced to attend company meetings
and hear boring speeches by C.E.O’s
8. In Communist Cuba, food is free.
In Disneyworld, Food is free for employees.
9. In Communist Cuba, You need I.D
In Disneyworld, Employees need I.D badges.
10. In Communist Cuba, You can escape then come to America. A business
loan with low interest rates awaits you.
In Disneyworld, you can quit anytime. But you have to lie on your
résumé.
Just say you got fired , due to budget cuts.
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