Merry Christmas to you too Mrs. R. On Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 9:25 PM, Mrs. Rabbit <[email protected]>wrote:
> Merry Christmas Travis! > > > > On Dec 23, 10:17 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > > Wonderful full speed ahead and damn the aclfu. > > > > On Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 9:11 PM, Mrs. Rabbit <[email protected] > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > Politically Correct > > > > > 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... > > > How to live in a world that's politically correct? > > > His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". > > > "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. > > > And labor conditions at the north pole > > > Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. > > > Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, > > > Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. > > > And equal employment had made it quite clear > > > That Santa had better not use just reindeer. > > > So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, > > > Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! > > > > > The runners had been removed from his sleigh; > > > The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. > > > And people had started to call for the cops > > > When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops. > > > Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. > > > His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened." > > > > > And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows, > > > Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose > > > And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation, > > > Demanding millions in over-due compensation. > > > > > So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife, > > > Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life, > > > Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz, > > > Demanding from now on her title was Ms. > > > > > And as for the gifts, why, he'd never had a notion > > > That making a choice could cause so much commotion. > > > Nothing of leather, nothing of fur, > > > Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her. > > > Nothing that might be construed to pollute. > > > Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot. > > > Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise. > > > Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys. > > > Nothing that claimed to be gender specific. > > > Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific. > > > > > No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth. > > > Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth. > > > And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden, > > > Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden. > > > For they raised the hackles of those psychological > > > Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological. > > > > > No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt; > > > Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt. > > > Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passé; > > > And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away. > > > > > So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed; > > > He just could not figure out what to do next. > > > He tried to be merry, tried to be gay, > > > But you've got to be careful with that word today. > > > His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground; > > > Nothing fully acceptable was to be found. > > > Something special was needed, a gift that he might > > > Give to all without angering the left or the right. > > > A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision, > > > Each group of people, every religion; > > > Every ethnicity, every hue, > > > Everyone, everywhere...even you. > > > So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth... > > > "May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth." > > > > > -- > > > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > > > For options & help seehttp://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > > > > * Visit our other community > > > athttp://www.PoliticalForum.com/<http://www.politicalforum.com/> > <http://www.politicalforum.com/> > > > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > > > * Read the latest breaking news, and more.- Hide quoted text - > > > > - Show quoted text - > > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at > http://www.PoliticalForum.com/<http://www.politicalforum.com/> > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. > -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
