[image: CAP News] "Jersey Shore" Filming Moves To Louisiana Pauly D poses with an oil-covered beached dolphin as part of a promotion for the show's second season.
NEW ORLEANS (CAP) - Producers for the MTV reality show Jersey Shore have announced a change of venue for the show's second season, currently filming in Miami, Fla. Next week the cast and crew will pack up and head to the Louisiana coast to finish filming the season that will air this summer. "Everyone knows the cast has a lot of oiling needs," said executive producer Sally Ann Salsano. "Oil for their hair, oiling up the pecs - sometimes we even oil up their gums to make it easier for them to smile constantly. So when we heard about the giant oil slick headed for the coast there, this move just plain made sense." Raccoon Island, a protected bird breeding sanctuary south of Louisiana, is one of several islands where the cast will spend their time over the next few weeks. 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"You know we be lovin' the greased up guidos in the summertime, and now they'll be even extra greasier! Oooh oooh! Oooh Oooh! Fist pumpin'!" While MTV officials have said that the move is meant to help bring money and attention to the Gulf coast in the wake of the massive oil spill that threatens economic and ecological disaster on tourist beaches, wildlife refuges and fishing grounds in the region, CAP News sources with the show say leaving South Beach was immiment after Polizzi's highly publicized fight at the Ocean's 10 bar recently. "What was it, ah, we was lookin' at Michigan Shore, Oregon Shore, and even Nebraska Shore," said cast member Ronnie 'The Roided-Up Meathead' Magro. "But then someone told me that Nebraska doesn't have no oceanfront. I was so mad with rage when I heard that, I puncheded the clerk in the tanning salon I was happened to be in at the time right in the side of the temple! "It's okay though; they told me she's going to make a full recovery," noted Magro. "Definitely, definitely, we're all pumped up to go to LA, even though I just found out myself that it is not in California, like I always thoughted." While grateful for the unlikely potential source of help the show could bring to Louisiana, officials in communities along the shore have mixed feelings about the announcement. "See, the thing is, them people is idiots," said Cameron County Sherriff Beau Reginald. "And that's coming from me, the guy who Sarah Palin asked, So what was the thing with that hurricane dealy you guys had here a few years ago?. So I know idiots. "These kids - they're just going to spend the whole summer getting in bar fights with the locals," added Reginald. "And once they're all oiled up like that, it's almost impossible to get a hold of 'em when you're trying to break it up. Believe me, I know! I don't really like this one bit." But cast members were unapologetic about their behavior, which has become a trademark for the breakout show. 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