Subject: California vs Texas

 



California

 

Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote 
jumps out and attacks dog. 

 

 

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then 
realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural. 

 

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 
testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it. 

 

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for 
diseases. 

 

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases 
from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged. 

 

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a 
$100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals. 

 

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" 
program for residents of the area. 

 

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle 
rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease. 

 

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for 
letting the Governor intervene. 

 

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent. 

 

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state. 

 

Texas

 

Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps 
out and attacks dog.

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 
ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote. 

 


#2  Any wonder why California is broke????







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