Vocabulary Lesson

From Ron.

   Listen . . . howdja like to learn some new words today? O.K.?

   Good!

   Now, first, let's start off with the word concocted. What's that
   mean? Well, see, this faker who thinks he's the legal president but
   can't prove that he's eligible for the job, got himself into trouble
   by offering a politician somethin kinda neat if he'd just drop out
   of the race against a political turncoat running for re-election in
   a state with lots of people not too far from the capital.

   So people started asking questions about the legality of it all,
   which put him in a tricky spot that might possibly lead to legal
   problems and even jail time. My Goodness! What to do . . . what to do!!

   Well, here's what he did. He called an old flim-flam man who got
   rich selling manure and snake oil and they "concocted" a story
   saying that the flim-flam man was the one who offered the politician
   the bribe to drop outta the race. Why? Well, the flim-flam man is
   gettin old and doesn't really work for the faker, so anything he
   might have said is not official and not really breaking any law.
   Isn't that cool?

   Another word you might look up is impeachment. Basically it means
   that a guy in public office, such as the faker, is charged with
   doing naughty stuff and not using the power he got from the people
   in a good way. It's a little bit like saying he's a liar and a cheat
   and his word's no longer worth shucks. In some cases, it could mean
   that he might get kicked out of the office and even sent to jail for
   breaking laws.

   Oh, and a little trick you might stick in your goody bag is what the
   faker and the old flim-flam man came up with for telling people
   about the naughty stuff -- do it before a weekend so that when
   people come back to work the next week they'll have forgotten all
   about it, and it's really best if you can do it over a LONG weekend,
   to give 'em more time to forget. Also, if you can, it's a good idea
   to blame it all on somebody else, such as your buddy, who's already
   been impeached once and since he's a manure salesman anyway, what
   difference does it make.

   In any case, the faker wants to go do other things to distract, and
   that's another word you can look up, to distract from his
   naughtiness. First he wants to avoid talking about the offered bribe
   and let other people do the talking for him. Then he wants to get
   out of town for a while and do some neat stuff, like go make false
   promises to help people who got oil all over their front lawns and
   maybe stop by a cemetery or two and put some flowers on graves and
   say some really neat patriotic things to make everybody believe he's
   a good citizen and a true native son.

   Two more words for you to learn before we meet again: transparency,
   which the faker likes to use, which means that nothing is hidden,
   that it's all out in plain sight where everybody can see it from all
   angles for themselves.

   And the last word is one that lots of people are saying about the
   faker, as well as the flim-flam man, and lots of other people that
   the faker has hired. What word is that? Oh, it's Bullshit!!! Check
   it out. You'll hear it a lot in the next few weeks . . . if you
   haven't heard it already.


Posted by denny at June 1, 2010 03:46 PM Comments

Convenient how they got a guy who has no problem perjuring himself as the fall guy.

Posted by: kerrcarto <http://www.gottagetdrunkfirst.blogspot.com> on June 1, 2010 04:01 PM

not surprising at all that they used the flim-flam man, they just hold his wife's job over his head.

Posted by: Tina <mailto:[email protected]> on June 1, 2010 08:06 PM

Dissing the Potus.....

I have been watching the postings concerning the Messiah on this web site .....A word of caution, the level of anger, frustration & fault finding with our Potus is reaching astronomical levels approaching perhaps 16% or so that which Bush diplomatically put up with for eight years & still managed to do in comparison to this POTUS a credible job. There is one glaring difference....the Liberal Media never missed a chance to dump on Bush even if it meant manufacturing a story or continuing to put forth the same lies over & over again. With the Messiah for the most part they look the other way & do not even pretend to be credible in their coverage. I understand the frustration which shows here , I share it ...It almost makes me want to throw up knowing that the Media which so heavily influenced the people & led the Revolution by which we gained our freedom from England is willingly assisting the Messiah in his Quest to destroy this country.

Posted by: dudley1 <mailto:[email protected]> on June 1, 2010 08:11 PM

Oh boy, the LSM would be absolutely SALIVATING if this had happened on Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler's watch...2-Count 'em, TWO-scandals to rip him a new one over...Better'n' Nixon !!

Posted by: Sandy G. <mailto:[email protected]> on June 1, 2010 10:49 PM

the real news is that Tipper finally got sick of Al telling everyone lies about how hot it was getting in the bed room

Posted by: Bill <mailto:[email protected]> on June 2, 2010 09:36 AM

Denny can you tell us what the hell the Vv406 T message I am not gonna open it and if it is dangerous can you delete it???
Thanks
or is it safe??

Posted by: tyGuy/Neil <mailto:[email protected]> on June 2, 2010 09:52 AM

Neil - WTF? I don't know what you're talking about.

Posted by: Denny <http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com> on June 2, 2010 02:50 PM

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