“*As Someday it May Happen That a Victim Must Be Found”*

*The Lord High Executioner’s Song from the Mikado – suitably updated, with
apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan. –John Thompson*

As some day it may happen that some retribution must be found,

I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list

Of the architects of catastrophe who should go in the ground,

And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.

There’s the pestilential Muslim apologists ‘oft quoted in the Times

Muslim brothers, Khomeinists, and other loathsome slimes

All premature Dhimmis, who can’t defend their own identity

Who can’t love their own flag and despise their own country

That carpetbagger of postmodernism, the multiculturalist

They’d none of ‘em be missed, they’d none of them be missed!



Chorus

He’s got ‘em on the list, he’s got ‘em on the list;

And they’ll none of ‘em be missed they’ll none of ‘em be missed.



There’s the pop star with opinions and the others in his place

Shallow progressive starlets, I’ve got them on the list

And people who regurgitate those opinions back in your face

They never would be missed, they never would be missed.

Then the idiot who spits, with spittle wet and warm

On better folks than he is, who wear the uniform;

And that hag from California, on public expense she likes to fly

Who cannot hark to reason, and will not even try

And that undead living fossil, the Marxist Leninist

I don’t think they’d be missed, I’m sure they’d not be missed!



Chorus

We’ve got them on the list, we’ve got them on the list;

And I don’t think they’ll be missed I’m sure they’ll not be missed



And that rap-star nuisiance, who just now is rather rife

The obscene humorist, I’ve got him in the list!

That owner of CNN and his one-time former wife

They’d none of ‘em be missed they’d none of ‘em be missed.

And those idiot statesmen of the progressive kind,

Such as what d’ye call him, Barak something, likewise never mind,

And Joe Bi-something what’s-his-name, and also you-know-who

The task of filling in the blanks I’d rather leave to you.

But it really doesn’t matter whom you put upon the list;

And they’ll none of ‘em be missed, they’ll none of ‘em be missed.

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