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** * **You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.* * **Some** **of you** **will** **enjoy this more* *than others.... Southerners can be so polite!* * **Atlanta Tower**:** **"Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land** **on runway** **9R."** **Saudi Air**:** **"Thank you Atlanta .** **Acknowledge cleared to land on** **infidel's** **runway 9R - Allah be Praised."** **Atlanta Tower**:** **" Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."** **Iran Air**:** **"Thank you Atlanta.** **We are cleared** **to land on infidel's** **runway 27L. - Allah is Great."** **Pause... ** **Saudi Air**:** **ATLANTA TOWER-** **ATLANTA TOWER !"** **Atlanta Tower**:** **"Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."** **Saudi Air**: "YOU HAVE CLEARED** **BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME** **RUNWAY GOING** **IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION** **COURSE . . . . . ** **INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"* ** *Atlanta Tower**:** **"Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.** **Y'all go on ahead** **now and tell Allah "hey" for us."* -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
