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  Westboro Protestors Don Bikinis, Tights At Comic-Con
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Fred Phelps takes a stroll with his fellow superheroes outside the San Diego
Convention Center.

SAN DIEGO (CAP) - More than 100 protestors from the Kansas-based Westboro
Baptist Church converted to the "dark side" while protesting this year's
Comic-Con event, trading their fanny packs and "GOD HATES AMERICA" t-shirts
for metal bikinis and bright red tights.

"I can't believe I ever had a problem with these people," said Shirley
Phelps-Roper of Topeka, Kansas, daughter of the church's founder, Fred
Phelps, and organizer of the Comic-Con protest. "I would have done this
years ago if I knew it felt this good to wear a Wonder Woman bustier.

"Er, I mean in public," she added.
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The controversial church is best known for protesting against homosexuals,
and had announced that Comic-Con, which spotlights the latest in comic books
and science fiction/fantasy entertainment, was a natural target.

"A God-fearing heterosexual person wouldn't be caught dead in form-fitting
Spandex tights that show off the bulges of their nether regions," said Fred
Phelps prior to the protest. "And we all know about what's going on between
Batman and Robin <http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?id=200606005>, whom
God hates."

But many of the protestors have apparently reconsidered, putting down their
"GOD HATES NERDS" signs and picking up Superman capes and Jedi robes at the
urging of the science fiction fans in attendance.

"Comic-Con is all about fun and love and individuality, not hate," noted
Sarah Milbaum, one of over 300 women at the convention dressed as "Slave
Leia" in a gold metal bikini. "Gay, straight, bi ... As long as you have a
slavish, possibly socially isolating devotion to something geeky, you're
welcome."

Then, in an effort to show solidarity with the gays and lesbians who've been
targets of Westboro protests, Milbaum tried to make out with another Slave
Leia, Lisa Funkhauser, but the two wound up bumping heads instead.

"That's what I get for not wearing my glasses!" declared Milbaum, emitting a
braying laugh not unlike Arnold Horshack from the 1970s television
series Welcome
Back, Kotter.

In addition to wearing metal bikinis, Westboro protestors were also seen
dressed as Power Girl and the Black Cat, two more obscure comic book
characters known primarily for their prodigious
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.

"Why shouldn't I show off what God gave me?" said church member Libby
Phelps, dressed as "Ms. Marvel" and thrusting forward her barely-contained
Spandex-clad bosoms. "My grandpa's an idiot."

Most of the male Westboro members opted for Star Trek: The Next
Generationjumpsuits. When reminded that George Takei, who played Sulu
on the original Star
Trek series, is gay, church member Benjamin Phelps responded, "It turns out
that protesting homosexuals is highly illogical. They should live long and
prosper." Then he gave the Vulcan salute, prompting clumsy high-fives from
his fellow Trekkers.

The uprising among Westboro protestors actually prompted a visit from Fred
Phelps himself; the church leader tried to rally his members by reminding
them of the connection between gays, AIDS victims, dead soldiers, Hollywood
celebrities and comic book characters. But his speech prompted chants of
"Get a life!" after which another former protester, Margie Phelps, threw a
Captain America shield at him, hitting him in the face.

Interviewed later after he regained consciousness at Scripps Mercy Hospital,
a woozy Fred Phelps admitted, "It probably doesn't help that even I have no
idea what I'm talking about."
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