Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.' Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus . . . You will find Mohammed higher up.' Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son . . . . I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?' 'Yes! Please.' God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed - - two coffees!*' * ------------------------------ I am using the Free version of SPAMfighter <http://www.spamfighter.com/len>. SPAMfighter has removed 7290 of my spam emails to date. Do you have a slow PC? <http://www.spamfighter.com/SLOW-PCfighter?cid=sigen>Try free scan! __._,_.___ Reply to sender <[email protected]?subject=(no+subject)> | Reply to group <[email protected]?subject=(no+subject)> | Reply via web post<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The_Fair_Forum/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJydTcwYTg2BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIzODU3OTYzBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTY3Njk2NARtc2dJZAMyNTg2OQRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNycGx5BHN0aW1lAzEyODE4NzM0Njg-?act=reply&messageNum=25869>| Start a New Topic<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The_Fair_Forum/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJmMmFxanNtBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIzODU3OTYzBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTY3Njk2NARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNudHBjBHN0aW1lAzEyODE4NzM0Njg-> Messages in this topic<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The_Fair_Forum/message/25869;_ylc=X3oDMTM3c2oxcGpzBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIzODU3OTYzBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTY3Njk2NARtc2dJZAMyNTg2OQRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawN2dHBjBHN0aW1lAzEyODE4NzM0NjgEdHBjSWQDMjU4Njk->( 1) Recent Activity: Visit Your Group<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The_Fair_Forum;_ylc=X3oDMTJmNWtkZXFhBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIzODU3OTYzBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTY3Njk2NARzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2Z2hwBHN0aW1lAzEyODE4NzM0Njg-> .....the forum for free & fair debate, Everyone welcome. Hate Obama's health care plan, tell us! MARKETPLACE Stay on top of your group activity without leaving the page you're on - Get the Yahoo! Toolbar now.<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=15orkc2if/M=493064.13983314.14041046.13298430/D=groups/S=1705676964:MKP1/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1281880668/L=52ff3af8-a864-11df-afbb-934d1f485a5e/B=o1xJFmKJiSk-/J=1281873468703394/K=vDhwtwRI0ZWfZW8mQbZ.mA/A=6060255/R=0/SIG=1194m4keh/*http://us.toolbar.yahoo.com/?.cpdl=grpj> ------------------------------ Get great advice about dogs and cats. Visit the Dog & Cat Answers Center.<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=15omjigvs/M=493064.13814537.14041040.10835568/D=groups/S=1705676964:MKP1/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1281880668/L=52ff3af8-a864-11df-afbb-934d1f485a5e/B=pFxJFmKJiSk-/J=1281873468703394/K=vDhwtwRI0ZWfZW8mQbZ.mA/A=6078812/R=0/SIG=114ae4ln1/*http://dogandcatanswers.yahoo.com/> ------------------------------ Hobbies & Activities Zone: Find others who share your passions! Explore new interests.<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=15ojvjj7j/M=493064.14012770.13963757.13298430/D=groups/S=1705676964:MKP1/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1281880668/L=52ff3af8-a864-11df-afbb-934d1f485a5e/B=pVxJFmKJiSk-/J=1281873468703394/K=vDhwtwRI0ZWfZW8mQbZ.mA/A=6015306/R=0/SIG=11vlkvigg/*http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/hobbiesandactivitieszone/> [image: Yahoo! Groups]<http://groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJlZjBrbG9zBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzIzODU3OTYzBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTY3Njk2NARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNnZnAEc3RpbWUDMTI4MTg3MzQ2OA--> Switch to: Text-Only<[email protected]?subject=change+delivery+format:+Traditional>, Daily Digest<[email protected]?subject=email+delivery:+Digest>• Unsubscribe <[email protected]?subject=unsubscribe>• Terms of Use <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/> . __,_._,___ -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
