Why not retrain them to stand up or at least in an inclined position instead of always horizontal ??? Joe is right... they would make grate culvert covers !!!!
On Sep 29, 5:02 am, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > *Subject:* Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'cattle > guards'(Hilarious!) > > Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'cattle guards'(Hilarious!) > > > > - > > *Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards'!* > > [image:http://stuckon-stupid.com/images/Slowjoebiden.jpg] > > CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF > PHYSICS! > > You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet. > > For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle > guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out > places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to > prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle > will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet > caught between the rails. > [image:http://www.aaatreeservicetexas.com/CattleGuard.jpg] > > A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that > there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers > had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the > Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately! > > Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to > straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, > intervened with a request that...before any “cattle” guards were fired, they > be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards. 'Times are > hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their > families!' > > [image:http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/08/16-22/obama-barack...] > > *And these two guys are running our country, OMG!* > > Passed on to you without further comment... > > Now you do the same. > > ATT00003..jpg > 79KViewDownload > > ATT00002..jpg > 90KViewDownload > > ATT00004..jpg > 83KViewDownload -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
