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*Yup, that pretty much sums it up. *
*However, even though they will win big, the damage has already been done by
the commies in Congress and the White House. *
*Look at it this way; Our country and our economy has been involved in a
terrible automobile accident and is in critical condition. About the only
thing the Republicans can do at this point is limit the amount of
hemorrhaging while attempting to treat life threatening symptoms as they
appear. This, of course, means that there will still be lots of bleeding
and numerous touch-and-go situations. *
*If the Republicans and we Americans can stomach it and stay the course, the
patient will eventually recover. However, you can damn well bet that while
this is all going on, the DemonRats---aided by the Lame Stream Media---will
be busy accusing the Republicans of trying to kill the victim. It's
typical commie politics designed to get Obama re-elected in 2012.*
*Hopefully, America won't be suckered in again by the commies. But, given
the 2006 and 2008 elections, I'm not holding my breath:*
*Republicans Kind of Suck … Which Is Why They Will Win Huge in November*
*Because in the Democratic land of epic, mega, ultra, apocalyptic levels of
sucking, those who kinda suck are king. *
*October 20, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming - PajamasMedia*
This election season has been hard on pundits. The Democrats are going to
get massacred in November, and it’s really obvious to pretty much everyone
exactly why — which makes writing political commentary like trying to come
up with a long-winded explanation for why two plus two equals four.
Here’s my attempt.
Doesn’t it suck when you have a dog that barks all night? Everyone hates
that. It’s annoying. It can even drive you pretty crazy if it goes on long
enough. People hate that.
Know what also sucks? A zombie apocalypse. That’s when society collapses due
to some spreading zombie virus, and most of your friends and family are
dead, and you have to scrounge for food to survive while the walking dead
threaten you around every corner. People also hate that.
So, we’re all agreed that a barking dog and a zombie apocalypse both suck.
Everyone following so far?
Now let’s look at what led us to the political situation we’re in. During
the second term of the Bush presidency people just got fed up with
Republicans. They were idiots, they were no good at the whole fiscal
conservatism thing (which is sort of the whole point of them), we had these
wars that seemed to be going nowhere, and the economy was beginning to fail.
They sucked, and people were sick and tired of them.
Thus people turned to the Democrats. And Obama.
Let’s just say they also sucked.
AMERICANS: “So, the economy is pretty bad and there’s high employment. You
think you can do something about that?”
DEMOCRATS AND OBAMA: “We can spend a trillion dollars we don’t have on pork
and stuff.”
AMERICANS: “No … that’s not what we want. We’d really like you not to do
that.”
DEMOCRATS: “You’re stupid. We’re doing it anyway.”
AMERICANS: “That’s not going to help us get jobs!”
DEMOCRATS: “Sure it will; millions of them … though they may be invisible.
You’ll have to trust us they exist. And guess what else we’ll do: We’ll
create a giant new government program to take over health care.”
AMERICANS: “That has nothing to do with jobs!”
DEMOCRATS: “We don’t care about that anymore. We really want a giant new
health care program. We’re sure you’ll love it.”
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