I love it! Thanks for sharing this Bear!
KeithInTampa On Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 11:44 AM, Bear Bear <[email protected]> wrote: > > Just a little humour from The Great White North. > > While it still is. > > Bear > > > > > ... > > > > ------------------------------ > > > > > > > > *So, > What do we Canadians* > *Have to be Proud of?* > *1. Smarties (not sold in the USA)* > *2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp* > *(not sold in the USA)* > *3. The size of our footballs fields, one less* > *down, and bigger balls. * > *4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game* > *June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON * > *5. Lacrosse is Canadian ** > ** > 6. Hockey is Canadian ** > ** > 7. Basketball is Canadian ** > ** > 8. Apple pie is Canadian ** > ** > 9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers ** > ** > 10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts ** > ** > 11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans > back past* > * their White House. Then we burned it, and* > * most of Washington ...* > *We got bored because they ran away.* > *Then, we came home and partied.....* > *Go figure. ** > ** > 12. Canada has the largest French population* > *that never surrendered to Germany. ** > > > 13. We have the largest English population* > *that never Ever surrendered or withdrew* > *during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER!* > *(We got clobbered in the odd battle but* > *prevailed in ALL the wars**) ** > ** > 14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and* > *lasted a little over an hour. ** > ** > 15. The only person who was arrested in our* > *civil war was an American mercenary, he* > *slept in and missed the whole thing.* > *He showed up just in time to get caught. ** > ** > 16. A Canadian invented Standard Time. ** > ** > 17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned* > *over 10% of the earth's surface and is still* > *around as the world's oldest company. ** > ** > 18. The average dog sled team can kill and* > *devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. > (That's more information than I need!) ** > ** > 19. We know what to do with the parts* > *of a buffalo. ** > ** > 20. We don't marry our kin-folk... ** > ** > 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,* > *zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone.* > *Also short wave radios which save countless* > *lives each year. ** > ** > 22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to* > *something metal and lived to tell about it. ** > ** > 23. A Canadian invented Superman. * > *24. We have coloured money. * > *25. Our beer advertisements kick ass* > *(Incidently... so does our beer)* > > *BUT MOST IMPORTANT ! ** > ** > The handles on our beer cases are big enough* *to fit your hands in with > mitts on. ** > ** > OOOoohhhhh..... Canada !!* > > *Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day! ** > > *[image: cid:4BCAF4CE3A2F44E08BA6F50CDB239020@Dell2Home]* > ** > * > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at > http://www.PoliticalForum.com/<http://www.politicalforum.com/> > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
