I have TWO Big Books that I try my best to live my life by On Dec 28, 10:14 am, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > [[ Let me know if the pics don't come through.]] > > *Subject:* Big Book of Bird Brains > > [image: Bfhbigbook] > > *Species: The Downy Gorepecker *(*Fatuous Bastardus*) > > *Habitat: *Private Jets, Humongous Houseboats, Gigantic Mansions, Hollywood > Buttocks. > > *Voice: *In flight a screeching trill evocative of a pithed frog gargling > ground glass. When at rest stunned "no press" silence, but the empty > knocking of the head on tree trunks can be heard wherever Climategate emails > are read. > > *Diet: *Feeds on aging hippies, gullible econazis and other small insects. > > *Range:* Once global but lately confined to a small section of his basement > where the splotched draft pages of his magnum opus, "I, Gore" line the > floor. > > [image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/rightnetwork-cms/292/article/plugheaded.jpg?1...] > > *Species: Plug-Headed Dodo* (*Gaffis Bidonius*) > > Habitat: Motorcades, empty stadiums, waiting rooms. > > Voice: Imagine a chimpanzee talking through a snorkel. Make it louder. > > Diet: Crow. > > Range: Can be found without warning anywhere except the Oval Office. > > [image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/rightnetwork-cms/293/article/loon.jpg?1291617354] > > *Species: Rat Faced Loon *(*Humongus Nostrilus*) > > Habitat: Nests frequently found in pockets of Big Pharma and Dreamworks. > > Voice: Flatulent. > > Diet: Flatulence. > > Range: Migrates between House of Representatives cloakroom and homeless > shelters in Southern California. > > [image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/rightnetwork-cms/298/article/redrobbin.jpg?12...] > > *Species: Red Robbin' *(*Screwuvious Obamanationis*) > > Habitat: Constantly aloft but similar to that of the Bower Bird. > > Voice: Hybrid of JFK, MLK, Ice-T. > > Diet: American taxpayer. > > Range: Global (with the exception of the Oval Office). > > [image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/rightnetwork-cms/300/article/ducks.jpg?129161...] > > *Species: Lame Ducks* (*Dumbius *and *Dumberus*) > > Habitat: Foggy Bottom, Avenue K. > > Voice: Squawks, shrieks, can be lured with Palin duck call. > > Diet: Coprophagic. > > Range: If led slightly can be brought down with double-ought buck > > . > > [image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/rightnetwork-cms/296/article/vulture.jpg?1291...] > > *Species: Massive Bill Vulture* (*Scumsukingus Pigus*) > > Habitat: Casinos, union halls, and wherever fine graft is served > > Voice: The faint susurration common to all fork-tongued reptiles. Amplified. > > Diet: Livers of American children yet unborn. > > Range: Assisted living facilities from Georgetown to Reno. > > [image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/rightnetwork-cms/295/article/yellowbellied..j...] > > *Species: Yellow Bellied Tax Sucker* (*Fellationitus Hagnonymous*) > > Habitat: Your wallet. > > Voice: Your ex. Yes, that one. > > Diet: Botox. > > Range: Soon to be limited by commercial aviation. > > [image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/rightnetwork-cms/297/article/SCOowl.jpg?12916...] > > *Species: Scowl *(*Flotus Dementis*) > > Habitat: Throne > > Voice: The man behind the curtain. (Pay no attention.) > > Diet: All your Twinkies belong to us. > > Range: Hawaiian beaches to the Costa del Sol > > . > > [image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/rightnetwork-cms/294/article/condo.jpg?129161...] > > *Species: Domician Condo* (*Lyintous Diddendoit*) > > Habitat: House of Representatives doghouse. > > Voice: A living insult to Martin Luther King. > > Diet: Pre and post tax income. > > Range: Harlem to Dominican Republic. > > [image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/rightnetwork-cms/299/article/parrot.jpg?12916...] > > *Species: Gutless Parrot* (*Slobberina Droolcuptin*) > > Habitat: White House Meet the Depressed Room > > Voice: Of "Truth" > > Diet: Presidential droppings. > > Range: Potentially from A to Z but stopping at B > > . > > [image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/rightnetwork-cms/301/article/correctFlamingo....] > > *Species: Pink Flim-Flamingo* (*Silverdadin Twinkus*) > > Habitat: The Anvil. The Ramrod. The Basement. > > Voice: Borrowed from Elmer Fudd in 1962. Never returned. > > Diet: Don't ask. Don't tell. > > Range: Medium to high falsetto. Depending on stimulation. > > ATT00012.jpg > 152KViewDownload > > ATT00003.jpg > 216KViewDownload > > ATT00033.jpg > 194KViewDownload > > ATT00024.jpg > 152KViewDownload > > ATT00021.jpg > 173KViewDownload > > ATT00018.jpg > 160KViewDownload > > ATT00006.jpg > 216KViewDownload > > ATT00015.jpg > 168KViewDownload > > ATT00009.jpg > 270KViewDownload > > ATT00030.jpg > 275KViewDownload > > ATT00027.jpg > 196KViewDownload
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