*Witticisms*
It 's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. *You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.* We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? *The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.* A fool and his money *can throw one heck of a party.* *when blondes have more fun do they know it?* *Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.* *LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES** USE BIRTH CONTROL* *M**oney isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.* Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something. *If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you..* *Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.* *Time's fun when you're having flies.* *......Kermit the Frog* *We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.* Red meat is not bad for you *Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.* *Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name..* <> *One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.* *Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.* *Alabama state motto: * *At least we're not Mississippi* *ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.* The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population *You know why a banana is like a politician?* *When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten..* *I think our Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.* -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
