I think it may be a bad idea to give too much attention to really
dangerous wacko wingnut types unless it's the kind of attention that
gets them some help and doesn't encourage them. -T

A Guide to Conservative Rhetoric

Sticks, Stones, and Conservative Insults

By Doctor Biobrain

Until recently, I was scared of words.  Specifically, insults
frightened me.  And when patriotic conservatives bravely confront my
openly anti-American nihilism by calling me "the enemy" and a "brain
dead libtard," I pee myself a little.  Yeah, I'm self-loathing enough
to admit to that publicly.  But then I did some research online and
discovered that, to my great relief, my bones can only be broken by
"sticks and stones," and that the words I feared so much could "never
hurt me."  And yeah, whew!  I feel a lot safer now.


And that's just a joke, of course, because I've never been "scared" of
insults, but rather find them to be quite humorous.  A properly placed
insult can actually take the heat off of a tough debate and make
things a bit more lighthearted.  Thus said, many conservatives
actually use them as substitutes for debate, and this is when they
become a problem.  But I find their misuse of insults to also be
funny, particular when they combine it with whines about how mean us
"libtards" have been to them.  Wah!


And recently, I wrote about a Mark Harvey, a conservative who made a
pseudo-threat against Obama, Sotomayor, Congressional Democrats, and
half the GOP; saying that he wanted to make "damn sure" that they were
"scared to death" of him, because they're the enemies, similar to the
enemies he killed in Iraq.  And I thought my point was clear: The
implied threat was too much and he needed to tone things down.  But I
assumed good faith on his part, and refrained from insulting him or
suggesting that he was a crazy who was going to assassinate Obama.


But as usual, this good-faith effort was not rewarded in kind.
Rather, he completely smeared me as "the poor troglodyte at brain dead
in person."  And wow, I'm not even sure what that means.  And somehow,
he thought I was offended because he labeled me "the enemy," rather
than because his comment was an implied assassination threat.  And
that's the extent of his rant against me: It's just a series of
insults which insist that I'm scared of him.  And just to keep you in
on part of the joke: I'm a big enough guy that I never get threatened
in person.  And if he tried this shit in person, I'd laugh at him just
as much as I'm laughing at him now.


And the funniest part is that he seems to believe that liberals are
winning because we insult them more.  And by insulting us, we're now
"scared" and need to "get used to it and keep looking over your
shoulders."  But I'm not scared of this bozo's words.  Who would be?
He can call me a braindead liberal all he wants, as long as he keeps
the assassination threats to a minimum.  And of course, I didn't
insult him.  Yet, he keeps insisting that he's just returning fire
while venomously insulting me for being scared of his insults.  How
weird.


BTW: He never backed down from his implied assassination threat or
suggest I was wrong.  I had expected him to insist that I had smeared
him by reading his comment as a threat, but no.  He ignored the point
completely and insisted that I was scared of his insults.  Again,
weird.


Timothy McVeigh as Jihadist


And one other point: My post referenced Dave's aggressive attitude as
to being similar to why Timothy McVeigh blew up the Oklahoma Federal
Building.  But of course, this dude dismisses this by saying that "the
Oklahoma City bombing was a Jihadi operation" and that "McVeigh was
the scapegoat and was a tool of the Leftinistra to cover up the Act Of
War upon this Nation."


But of course, McVeigh confessed to the bombing, going as far as to
explain why he did it, bragging about how after his execution, the
score would be 168 to 1, and that his only regret was that he couldn't
have killed more people.  And sorry, Dave, but you're saying much of
the same stuff McVeigh said before he was executed.  You're not the
only one who sees us as "the enemy," and linking McVeigh to your side
is entirely appropriate.  We didn't do that.  He did.  He was one of
you; conspiracy theories notwithstanding.


But to bolster his claim, he cites an irrefutable source: Another post
he wrote on the bombing.  Wow, I'll never be able to dispute that.
And in that one, he went ahead with the standard conservative line
that Clinton "did nothing" after the first WTC bombing.  And as I
pointed out to him, we convicted four of the bombers the year after
the attack, and two more in 1997; including the mastermind, who is
serving a life sentence in Supermax at Colorado.


How do they not know this stuff?  But of course, he imagines that I'm
the "numbskull" that he's educating; simply because I don't believe in
conspiracy theories that completely defy known reality.  The ignorance
is as scary as it is amazing.  But as long as I keep reminding myself
that words can never hurt me, I'll feel a lot safer.

More:
http://biobrain.blogspot.com/2009/05/sticks-stones-and-conservative-insults.html

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Tommy

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