Battle of the IQs: Celery Stalk vs.Rutabaga On Tue, Jan 4, 2011 at 3:27 PM, Bruce Majors <[email protected]> wrote:
> JANUARY 4, 2011 4:00 A.M. > I Hate You, Bristol Palin > (Page 2 of 2) > > < > PREVIOUS<http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/256099/i-hate-you-bristol-palin-david-kahane?page=1> > | > 1<http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/256099/i-hate-you-bristol-palin-david-kahane?page=1> > | 2 | > And now Bristol’s gone and bought herself a house in Maricopa, Ariz., > with some of her *Dancing with the Stars *swag, the nerve. Doesn’t she > realize that, according to > Gawker<http://gawker.com/5719166/comment-of-the-day-bristol-does-arizona> (our > bible of snark), it’s a trashy McNeighborhood filled with foreclosed houses, > half an hour away from Phoenix? I mean, what young person in her right mind > would want to shop for a bargain starter home? Next thing you know, she’ll > be moving to Detroit and fixing up an old mansion in Brush Park or > Boston-Edison and giving > employment<http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/256099/i-hate-you-bristol-palin-david-kahane?page=2#> > to > local contractors, and that will just make us hate her all the more. > > You see, we liberals are locked in an eternal profane embrace with you, the > Palin family. You are the living, breathing antithesis of everything we hold > dear — credentialism, law schools, expensive restaurant meals, gun-free > zones, live-in mothers-in-law, the Punahou School<http://www.punahou.edu/>, > and skinny black ties worn with white shirts. Why can’t we quit you? > > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - > - - - - - - - - - - - > > ADVERTISEMENT > > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - > - - - - - - - - - - - - > Time to make lemonade: Bristol’s new house is conveniently located near one > of the several hundred McCain residences, and so even a moron can see what > I’m about to propose. In the wake of *Tron*, the air has gone out of the > market for film sequels in Hollywood, but reality television — that’s where > the money is. So why not this: > > *Beyond Celebrity Thunderdome II: Bristol Palin vs. Meghan McCain — This > Time, It’s Personal. *Two babes enter, one babe leaves. Hosted by Sheriff > Joe Arpaio. Because you know — you just know — that one of them is going to > run for Meghan’s father’s seat when it next comes up in 2016, by which time > we’ll be in syndication and rolling in residuals. > > Bristol, honey — have your agent call my agent and let’s make a deal. > Better yet, let’s have lunch at Chaya. > > *— As he explained in *Rules for Radical > Conservatives<http://www.amazon.com/Rules-Radical-Conservatives-Beating-America/dp/0345521862> > , *David Kahane still believes in the rightness of the Progressive cause, > and in the political genius of BO2, no matter what you wingnuts say. You can > try to talk him out of it at [email protected], or you can become one of > his groupies on Facebook, if he’ll have you, which is doubtful.* > < > PREVIOUS<http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/256099/i-hate-you-bristol-palin-david-kahane?page=1> > | > 1<http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/256099/i-hate-you-bristol-palin-david-kahane?page=1> > | 2 | > > LOG IN TO POST A > COMMENT<http://www.nationalreview.com/user/login?destination=articles%2F256099%2Fi-hate-you-bristol-palin-david-kahane%3Fpage%3D2> > > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at > http://www.PoliticalForum.com/<http://www.politicalforum.com/> > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
