Progs and Dems will be rejoicing.
http://jonesboro-ar.actforamericachapters.org/2011/03/10/if-sharia-comes-to-washington-d-c/ *If Sharia Comes to Washington, D.C.* Posted on March 10, 2011<http://jonesboro-ar.actforamericachapters.org/2011/03/10/if-sharia-comes-to-washington-d-c/> by constantine<http://jonesboro-ar.actforamericachapters.org/author/constantine/> Last week Anjem Choudary, the mad Mullah from Great Britain, threatened to bring his Muslim Day of Rage to the nation’s capital on March 3. Fortunately, for some strange inexplicable reason, Choudary never came to the United States. Among his outrageous prognostications was the claim that Sharia would replace the U.S. Constitution. And that we would all live under Islam happily ever after. Meanwhile, the barbarian god Allah who was created in the image of that barbarian pseudo-prophet Mohammed would reign supreme over these United States . After all Islam is the perfect government and Sharia is the perfect god given legal system. Well if that ever happens D.C. might change in the following ways. The National Cathedral would become the National Mosque. The White House would sprout minarets complete with the Muezzin’s call to prayer five times a day. The Lincoln and Jefferson Memorial would have those inspirational statues of those two great Americans demolished. Islam prohibits the making of ALL images. The Mall would become the equivalent of Saudi Arabia’s Chop Chop Square where horrible public executions would take place every Friday. First attend prayers at the Mosque on Friday and then take the kiddos out for a fun filled afternoon of edification and beheadings. For that matter the Washington Monument (the tallest structure in D.C.) would need to come down. Believe it or not, Sharia mandates that the structures of infidels cannot be taller than those of Muslims. Also, the National Gallery would need to be purged of all art work depicting human beings. There would be no need for symphonies or operas since all music is strictly forbidden under Sharia. There goes the Marine Corp band. (Perhaps they would just trade their instruments for M-16s) President Obama would be tried for apostasy. He was born a Muslim, since his father was a Muslim. But if he is a Christian as he tells us, then he has left Islam. Islam is like the Hotel California in the song. You can check in, but you sure can’t check out. We all know what the penalty is for Apostasy. (Hint: Chop Chop Square) Keith Ellison would become Speaker (Dictator) of the House. All female members of Congress would be sent home. The only positive thing is there would not be any dog poo on any sidewalk in D.C. All the dogs would be killed since Sharia condemns them as unclean. My Rottweiler is growling at the prospect ! In hoc signo, Constantine -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
