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Top 10 Reasons to Make Donald Trump
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Posted: 18 Apr 2011 05:26 PM PDT

I can't leave this freakin' guy alone, but neither can anyone else right
now. I'll tell you what, if this guy doesn't run it will be the most
brilliant way to promote the finale of The Apprentice (when he is supposedly
making his decision) ever..

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10. Hail to the Chief can be replaced with The Apprentice theme song.

9. It's the ultimate lesser of two evils: The entrepreneur who once
bankrupted his company vs. the world citizen who bankrupted his the country.

8. Melania Trump could be the first First Lady ever to champion the cause of
raising "taxes" to "strengthen" our "bottom line."

7. He'll shrink the government with weekly Cabinet meetings in the
boardroom, televised with ads, where a department will be fired.

6. Any news story that involves Ivanka Trump by any news source will have to
be referred to as Fox News.

5. The country will upgrade from a president who is a golfaholic to the guy
who owns the courses.

4. No more bowing to foreign leaders, because it's too risky with a
combover.

3. Nothing tells the world America is back better than a gold plated Air
Force One.

2. A President Trump could do the job for free, saving the country at least
$1.6 million, AKA the maximum Democrats will cut from the deficit.

1. He wont take a running mate so when he beats Obama he'll make him Vice
President and call him The Apprentice.

Maybe Obama and Trump Should Just Switch
Jobs<http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thelookingspoon/Gprc/~3/RqTUIwEuMYA/2321-maybe-obama-and-trump-should-just-switch-jobs.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email>

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 10:48 AM PDT

If lightning strikes a winning lotto ticket and Trump becomes the 45th
president...why not? Obama has enough friends at GE that it may already be
in the works...


***UPDATE*** Can Obama get majority support from the country in a matchup
with Trump? Survey
says....no<http://hotair.com/archives/2011/04/18/rasmussen-survey-shows-obama-cant-clear-50-even-against-trump/>)

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