"Finally, there's the argument I
made in the first major speech I ever wrote,
"Unanimous Consent
and the Utopian Vision" or "I Dreamed I Was a Libertarian in My
Maidenform Bra", that eliminating taxes and regulations would
make us all at least eight times richer than we are now. It's a mighty
big promise, but I can back it up, and I have done so on many
occasions."
THE LIBERTARIAN ENTERPRISE
Number 423, June 24, 2007
What Part of "One Dollar
Gas" Did You Fail to Understand?
by L. Neil Smith
[email protected]
Attribute to The Libertarian Enterprise
Nine months ago, in September of 2006, I presented the Libertarian Party
-- both the national and state organizations -- with a handsome gift.
What I gave them was an issue, and a new, uniquely libertarian way of
addressing it, that would attract more attention to the sacred cause of
individual liberty we share, than anything else we've ever done.
http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2006/tle383-20060903-08.html
To sum up, the price of gasoline is outrageous. This is making
everyonefor which read "voters" -- very, very angry. The other
two parties mushmouth their way through lame excuses, or promise to hold
idiotic hearings to punish those who are least guilty, for a crime
carried out at the highest level, as the price keeps going through the
ceiling.
Only libertarians have solutions that make sense, and voters are willing
to listen right now. The trouble is, having been handed this
once-in-a-lifetime gift, as far as I can see not a single libertarian
candidate, not a single party organization, has done a blessed thing with
it. This annoys me beyond my ability to adequately express it. If the
situation continues as is, then Michael Medved is right: we are a
bunch of "losertarians" craving failure because success is just
too scary.
Let's review, and along the way, examine some details I didn't go into
before. Despite those who hold a contrary view (some among us, perhaps
unduly influenced by Ayn Rand, never seem to have absorbed the unpleasant
fact that corporations are not our friends and don't give a rap
about freedom) I do not for an instant believe that the current price of
gas -- over four dollars in some places, with predictions going as high
as six -- has anything at all to do with natural market forces.
The commonest maundering you hear when this topic is discussed, is that
there's a lack of refinery capacity, brought about by a couple of
disastrous refinery fires a few years back. If this is true, then the oil
industry isn't simply evil, it's impossibly stupid for not having
included such a contingency in its plans. Moreover, as my wife points
out, they can throw up a new office building in three months if they
really want to. What's so much mysteriously harder about rebuilding a
refinery?
The simple, ugly fact is that, while ordinary, productive-class Americans
are going to the poorhouse, just to buy gas enough to get their kids to
school, themselves to work, and go to the grocery store, the oil
companies are raking in record profits -- as who wouldn't, selling the
world's second most abundant liquid for four dollars a gallon?
Another simple, ugly fact is that, when George W. Bush assumed office,
his administration was the oil industry. Every member of Bush's
cabinet, and Bush, himself, had come from the oil industry, except for
Norman Minetta, the Senator from Lockheed. Condoleezza Rice even has a
goddamned oil tanker named after her. And the principal financial
beneficiary of the illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq is none
other than Halliburton Energy Services, an oil industry mainstay to which
Vice President Dick Cheney is inextricably linked.
Artificially bloated prices serve other, overlapping interests, too. They
seem to be the only way that Algore can get Americans out of the comfort,
privacy, and safety of their beloved SUVs and down into dangerous, dirty
public transporation, where they can be brutalized and murdered by the
police, or by the criminals liberals adore and identify with so
intimately, and where bottom-feeding scum like Alberto Gonzales can pen
them up and herd them around like the cattle they've become, and
illegally search their persons several times a day.
How can libertarian candidates promise voters one-dollar gas? Read my
article. There are at least three approaches to the problem that end with
gasoline costing considerably less than it does now -- or has for a long
time. To those who claim that, adjusted for inflation, gas costs no more
now than it did in the 50s or the 20s or in 500 B.C., I say, since when
are we satisfied merely staying where we are? If everyone took that
attitude, pocket calculators would still cost $400, and computers would
be house-sized objects being fed vacuum tubes by slaves.
Read the article.
After we've established one dollar gas as a trademark concept every voter
recognizes as uniquely libertarian, we can go to work on some other
projects I've suggested over the years. For example, we need a stringent
penalty clause in the Constitution to enforce the Bill of Rights. We can
count for support in this on liberals and real conservatives.
Although libertarians oppose all taxes on principle (except maybe for
gradualist, incrementalist "reform" types who have no
principles) the place to start is by abolishing all taxes on anything
protected by the Bill of Rights, or on anything that has to do with the
five basic necessities of life: food, clothing, shelter, transportation,
and self-defense.
Another thing we need: if it can be established beyond reasonable doubt
that some activity of government (oh, let's just say the wars in
Afghanistan and Iraq) were actually instigated on behalf of outfits like
(oh, let's just say Halliburton), then those who benefitted from that
sort of corruption should be legally compelled to reimburse the
taxpayers, even (or especially) if it means liquidating the entire
company.
A world without Blackwater USA is a better, cleaner place.
We might even take a hard look at the concept of revoking limited
liability in such a context, as well. The idea of Dick Cheney on some
street corner selling pencils from a tin cup is a highly attractive one.
Any candidate who makes an offer like that in the right placelike a
college campuswould run the Democratic Party right out of business.
In a speech I made in 2003, I suggested a new law under which any
government employee -- appointed or elected -- convicted of lying should
be publicly hanged by the neck until dead. Since then, I have never
mentioned the idea without tremendous applause as a result:
http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2003/libe228-20030622-01.html. Yet I have
never heard of a single libertarian candidate making such a promise. I
can only guess the reason: fear. And any candidate who's afraid to make
radical but principled promises should find himself another party.
Finally, there's the argument I made in the first major speech I ever
wrote, "Unanimous
Consent and the Utopian Vision" or "I Dreamed I Was a
Libertarian in My Maidenform Bra", that eliminating taxes and
regulations would make us all at least eight times richer than we are
now. It's a mighty big promise, but I can back it up, and I have done so
on many occasions. I've made grown men laugh and weep in the space of
five minutes with this speech, and a lot of impressively high-powered
folks -- Robert Anton Wilson, for example -- have had very nice things to
say about it.
So where are the candidates offering this idea to the voters? I'll tell
you where: hiding under the bed, desperately afraid -- even in the
pursuit of individual liberty -- that they'll look or sound silly telling
people the truth, making promises that can be kept only by libertarians.
What can be done? I'd start by putting together a little book called
Advanced Campaigning for Real Libertarians or something like that,
to include the issues I've mentioned here (but in more detail), and
perhaps half a dozen others that would throw the spotlight on libertarian
candidates wherever they have the courage to introduce them.
If you're interested, you know where to find me.
http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2007/tle423-20070624-02.html
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