<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/> That's What Friends Are For..<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/06/08/thats-what-friends-are-for/> *Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>* | June 8, 2011 at 4:41 am | Tags: Aeneas<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=aeneas>, Aeneid <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=aeneid>, Cannabis (drug)<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=cannabis-drug>, Florida <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=florida>, Law<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=law>, Law Enforcement<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=law-enforcement>, Sheriff <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=sheriff>, Virgil<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=virgil>| Categories: Humor <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?cat=376>, Inspirational<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?cat=35484417>| URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-7oQ
<http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/wood-chop.gif> A Gift from the Sheriff "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil<http://www.last.fm/music/Publius%2BVergilius%2BMaro> Smith. He's hidin' marijuana <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_%28drug%29>inside his firewood <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firewood>! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" ~Steve~ Add a comment to this post<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/06/08/thats-what-friends-are-for/#respond> <http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/28448/> <http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/28448/> <http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/28448/> <http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/28448/> <http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/28448/> <http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/28448/> <http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/28448/> [image: WordPress] WordPress.com <http://wordpress.com/> | Thanks for flying with WordPress! Manage Subscriptions<http://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=5d39acfd19218362d540a3fc3dc3315d&email=baconlard%40gmail.com>| Unsubscribe<http://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=5d39acfd19218362d540a3fc3dc3315d&email=baconlard%40gmail.com&b=L2e7KVTxFY.%3FYcRy2yo_re-JaHLX%2C17oMpip_K%5DNX%25xG7%2BmQYU>| Publish text, photos, music, and videos by email using our Post by Email <http://support.wordpress.com/post-by-email/> feature. *Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser:* http://subscribe.wordpress.com -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
