On Jul 3, 7:33 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > ** > The Looking Spoon Blog <http://www.thelookingspoon.com/blog.html> > <http://fusion.google.com/add?source=atgs&feedurl=http://feeds.feedbur...> > ------------------------------ > > How To Literally Turn San Francisco Into A Ghost > Town<http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thelookingspoon/Gprc/~3/u0EGd0_FRoI/24...> > > Posted: 02 Jul 2011 04:32 PM PDT > > This is not a new joke, but I revised it to make more sense than the > original <http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokerats.htm>... > ---------- > > A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the > exotica, he notices a very lifelike life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It > has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He takes it > to the owner: > > "How much for the bronze rat?" > > "$12 for the rat, $100 for the story," says the owner. > > The tourist gives the man $12. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the > story." > > As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few > real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun following him > down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But > within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to > hundreds, and they begin squealing. > > He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now > number in the MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and > faster. Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws > the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. > > Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all > drowned. The man walks back to the curio shop. > > "Ah ha," says the owner, "you have come back for the story?" > > "No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."
LOfrickenL.... The bronze Democrat is Obama.... > > You are subscribed to email updates from > Blog<http://www.thelookingspoon.com/blog.html> > To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe > now<http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=TpWAI65c1O8b3FeHm...> > . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL > USA 60610 -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
