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Riddles About Liberals<http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thelookingspoon/Gprc/~3/OTaJIhZT6m4/2487-riddles-about-liberals.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 09 Jul 2011 12:46 PM PDT Many of these have been inspired by previous writings. Some are totally new. Some are ones I probably haven't been the first one to think of, but they're all from me. Fair warning, some are more R-rated than others. Click on "*Answer*" to reveal the....um.....answer. If you have one put it in the comments! ---------- Q: Which pick for VP is the only no-brainer for both parties? *Answer:* Q: What do you get when you combine Joe Biden, fast food, and a 10 dollar bill? *Answer:* Q: Why does Obama golf so much? *Answer:* Q: What is the difference between Joe Biden's credit card and his library card? *Answer:* Q: What kind of party will there be at the Ground Zero Mosque opening? *Answer:* Q: What kind of cure, paradoxically, scares gay men to death? *Answer:* Q: What is the one thing liberals need to sustain their dishonesty? *Answer:* Q: What is the only thing lower than Obama's approval rate? *Answer:* Q: Why did Biden think he was a member of the Tea Party? *Answer:* Q: If liberals take what they love most, and switch the vowels, they'll get the home of who they hate most. What is the word? *Answer:* Q: What do you get when you combine liberal ideas with Sham-wow? *Answer:* Q: What did Tiger Woods blame his marital infidelity on most? *Answer:* Q: What is the most vile four-letter profanity ever uttered on a Planned Parenthood operating table? *Answer:* Q: How does Biden feel about legalizing gay marriage? *Answer:* Q: Why is Obama so upset about 9% unemployment? *Answer:* Q: Why should the constitution be required reading in Congress? *Answer:* Q: Why didn't Anthony Weiner's wife leave him? *Answer:* Q: When will Nancy Pelosi stop going green? *Answer:* Q: What will Hillary Clinton be for the Halloween before the 2012 election? *Answer:* Q: What did Al Gore call his love child with Mother Nature? *Answer:* Q: A New York Times poll found 9 in 10 Tea Party members want to replace Obama in 2012. What do the 1 in 10 want? *Answer:* Q: Even though it was unpopular in the polls, why did Obama insist on passing ObamaCare? *Answer:* You are subscribed to email updates from Blog<http://www.thelookingspoon.com/blog.html> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now<http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=TpWAI65c1O8b3FeHm0ZqobacdVQ> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
