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*Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>* |
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Will Rogers <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers>, who died in a 1935
plane crash, was one of the
Greatest political sages this country has ever known.
*Enjoy the following:*
*1. Never slap a man who's chewing
tobacco<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_tobacco>
.*
*2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.*
*3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.*
Neither works.
*4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.*
*5. Always drink upstream from the herd.*
*6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.*
*7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it*
And put it back into your pocket.
*8. There are three kinds of men:*
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric
fence<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_fence>
And find out for themselves.
*9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.*
*10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then* *to make sure it's still there.*
*11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.*
12. Never squat while wearing spurs.
*13. After eating an entire bull, a mountain
lion<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar>felt so good he started
roaring.
*
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral
: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
*ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
*
*First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying* *about your
age and start bragging about it.*
*Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
*
*Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.*
Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
*Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,*
Think of Algebra.
*Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or
leaks.
*
*Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.*
*Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging*
Is that it's such a nice change from being young.
*Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.*
*Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.*
*Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,* *it was
called witchcraft.*
Today it's called golf.
*And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,*
You won't have anything to laugh at when you're old
*~Steve~ Big H/T Eowyns friend Sol.*
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