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<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/> Puns for
Educated
Minds.<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/10/08/puns-for-educated-minds/>by
Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>
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1. The fattest knight at King
Arthur's<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Arthur>round table was Sir
Cumference<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Cumference_%28series_of_books%29>
.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an
Alaskan<http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=64.0,-153.0&spn=10.0,10.0&q=64.0,-153.0%20(Alaska)&t=h>island,
but it turned out
to be an optical
Aleutian<http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=52.0969444444,-173.500555556&spn=0.1,0.1&q=52.0969444444,-173.500555556%20(Aleutian%20Islands)&t=h>
.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it
was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in
France<http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=48.8566666667,2.35083333333&spn=10.0,10.0&q=48.8566666667,2.35083333333%20(France)&t=h>would
result in Linoleum
Blownapart
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking
into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a
banana.<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_flies_like_an_arrow%3B_fruit_flies_like_a_banana>
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count
that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris <http://www.paris.fr/>, you'd be
in
Seine<http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=49.4347222222,0.1175&spn=1.0,1.0&q=49.4347222222,0.1175%20(Seine)&t=h>.
21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed
per
passenger.'
22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
"'Dam!'
23. Two Eskimos <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo> sitting in a kayak
were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your
kayak and heat it too.
24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The
other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused
Novocain<http://www.everydayhealth.com/drugs/procaine>during a root
canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope
that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
~Steve~ H/T Miss Cindy
*Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>* |
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