Its always big fun to watch liberals try to interpret republican beliefs, and and even more fun when they try religion so miserably.
But BOTH is just HILARIOUS On Nov 3, 7:58 am, studio <[email protected]> wrote: > Republitards interpretation of the Bible: > > Remember in the Bible where Jesus blames everything on the poor? > > Where Jesus tells them they shouldn't protest against Roman rule? > > The part where Jesus tells the poor how lazy they are? > > Or Jesus tells the people paying taxes is wrong? > > And where Jesus tells the people how good unfettered capitalism is? > (Well, they didn't call it capitalism back then, it was just called > greed). > > And the part where Jesus tells the rich to take the credit and the > money? > > And how Jesus tells the rich that they'll be able to keep their wealth > and status the same in Heaven? > > And the part where Jesus tells the people not to follow in his > footsteps, but to do what He say's, not what He does? > > Or how Jesus tells the people that putting forth false witnesses will > gain you popularity? > > Or how Jesus was a patriotic supporter of a strong military? > > Or how Jesus specific states how He's firmly set against gays and > lesbians? > > And how Jesus goes into great detail how women and doctors who perform > abortions should be punished? > > So next time you ponder the question; "what would Jesus do?" > It's all right there in the Republican Bible of Money folks... -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
