South Park learned the hard way that no one may make fun of Allah, Islam, Muslims, their prophet, or even the name Mohammed. In addition, one should not make fun of their way of life, their culture, their goats, their women, their marriage arrangements, vaginal mutilation, honor killings, stonings, beheadings, or anything else that Muslims do to while away the time.
Q. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim? A. When aiming. Q: When is it permissible to spit on a muslim woman's face? A: When her mustache is on fire. Q: What do you call a man who performs abortions on Muslim women? A: A Crime Stopper. A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast. Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A Shiite Parade. Q: What is the difference between a men's basketball team and Iraqi women? A: The basketball team showers after the fourth period! Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat? A. Bisexual. Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex? A. They mark the camels that kick. Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common? A. Nothing, yet. Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A. A pimp. Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter? A. Suppressing the erection. A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam. "Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!" "By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?" Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head." Q. What's the difference between ET and Muslims? A. ET got the point and went home. Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral? A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can. On Nov 15, 9:29 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > ** > The Latest from Planck's Constant <http://plancksconstant.org/> > <http://fusion.google.com/add?source=atgs&feedurl=http://feeds.feedbur...> > ------------------------------ > > A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim Stop at a > Farm<http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PlanksConstant/~3/WUwk2opamrs/a_hindu_...> > > Posted: 14 Nov 2011 09:16 PM PST > > [image: barn] <http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/iamges/sub11/barn.jpg> > Photo Credit: James Neeley <http://www.flickr.com/photos/jpn/309996939/> > > A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim are all walking through the country and stop at > a farmer's house to see if they could sleep there for the night. > > The farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had > only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep > in the horse barn. > > After much discussion, the Hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few > moments later, there was a knock on the bedroom door. It was the Hindu - he > told the Jew and the Muslim that the filth and the stench of horse manure > was more than he could bear and he could not possibly sleep in the barn > with the horses. > > Annoyed, the Jew volunteered to sleep in the barn. But not a few minutes > later there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew - he said that the > filth and the stench of horse manure was more than he could bear and he > could not possibly sleep in the barn with the horses. > > Finally the Muslim said that he would go to the barn. A few moments later > there was a knock on the door. It was the horses. > > <https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uixhQRhSIok-TOsll-X8rgSjvww/ji8i...> > <https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uixhQRhSIok-TOsll-X8rgSjvww/ji8i...> > <http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PlanksConstant?a=WUwk2opamrs:-h8Dc9gp...> > <http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PlanksConstant?a=WUwk2opamrs:-h8Dc9gp...> > <http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PlanksConstant?a=WUwk2opamrs:-h8Dc9gp...> > <http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PlanksConstant?a=WUwk2opamrs:-h8Dc9gp...> > <http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PlanksConstant?a=WUwk2opamrs:-h8Dc9gp...> > <http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PlanksConstant?a=WUwk2opamrs:-h8Dc9gp...> > <http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PlanksConstant?a=WUwk2opamrs:-h8Dc9gp...> > <http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PlanksConstant?a=WUwk2opamrs:-h8Dc9gp...> > You are subscribed to email updates from Planck's > Constant<http://plancksconstant.org/> > To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe > now<http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=uixhQRhSIok-TOsll...> > . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL > USA 60610 -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
