**
New post on *Fellowship of the Minds*
<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/daver2112/> Best Christmas
Cookie Recipe
Ever<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/12/23/best-christmas-cookie-recipe-ever/>by
Dave <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/daver2112/>
<http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/christmas_cookies.jpg>
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
lemon juice
1 tsp. baking soda
4 large eggs
1 cup of sugar
1 cup nuts
1 tsp. salt
2 cups of dried fruit
1 cup brown sugar
1 bottle Jack Daniels Whiskey
Sample the Jack Daniels to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jack
Daniels again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Jack Daniels is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniels to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jack Daniels. Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of
sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS :-D
*-Dave*
(h/t: my dear SiL)
*Dave <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/daver2112/>* |
December 23, 2011 at 11:00 am | Categories:
Humor<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?cat=376>| URL:
http://wp.me/pKuKY-bop
Comment<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/12/23/best-christmas-cookie-recipe-ever/#respond>
See all
comments<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/12/23/best-christmas-cookie-recipe-ever/#comments>
Unsubscribe or change your email settings at Manage
Subscriptions<http://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=49883164090367a8ae3126d288a16eee&email=baconlard%40gmail.com>.
*Trouble clicking?* Copy and paste this URL into your browser:
http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/12/23/best-christmas-cookie-recipe-ever/
Thanks for flying with WordPress.com <http://wordpress.com/>
--
Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups.
For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum
* Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/
* It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls.
* Read the latest breaking news, and more.
