"No, Republicans must be smoking
something else, something just as potent: Dopium, a leaf so powerful that
it allowed many Republicans to call themselves "conservatives"
while embracing a series of big-government programs and federal bailouts
from the Bush administration, not to mention two wars."
GOP leaders want Ron Paul to
lose
For GOP, the Iowa caucus winner will be
whoever isn't Ron Paul.
Article by: JOHN KASS , Chicago Tribune
Updated: December 26, 2011 - 8:45 PM
With the Iowa caucuses just a few days away, the Republican establishment
is busy with some frightening new themes, like:
What happens in Iowa stays in Iowa.
Or: Who cares what happens in Iowa anyway?
My favorite comes direct from the unyielding mind of Iowa Gov. Terry
Branstad, a Republican who insists that American voters don't care which
candidate wins the Iowa caucuses Jan. 3.
"People are going to look at who comes in second and who comes in
third," said Branstad. "If [Mitt] Romney comes in a strong
second, it definitely helps him going into New Hampshire and other
states."
Losing Iowa helps in New Hampshire? So it's not winning that counts, it's
losing? What the?
Is he high?
Republican bigwig minds can't be besotted by Hopium. That's a liberal
Democratic leaf for Democratic pipes depressed that Chicago's City Hall
has run the country into the ground.
No, Republicans must be smoking something else, something just as potent:
Dopium, a leaf so powerful that it allowed many Republicans to call
themselves "conservatives" while embracing a series of
big-government programs and federal bailouts from the Bush
administration, not to mention two wars.
Gov. Branstad isn't alone. The entire Republican establishment is
babbling similar nonsense about the importance of being earnest -- and a
loser in Iowa.
Meanwhile, the Republican-media high priests are now in full-throated
roar. From the secular pulpits they predict unending torment and
Obamanation for anyone foolish enough to embrace the current heretical
teachings.
And the name of this heretic? Ron Paul, the Texas congressman and
libertarian who is leading most polls in Iowa with a message of cutting
government, including the defense budget, and staying out of
wars.
The problem isn't that he's saying it. Paul has been consistent for
years. The problem for the GOP establishment is that the American people
are now listening.
And this threatens the coalition that can put Karl Rove and Wall Street
and the religious right at the same table to slice the pie of
power.
The fact that voters, particularly younger voters, are edging toward Paul
has sent the GOP into a panic.
"His supporters are younger and more likely to [use] a cellphone, so
he's probably going to perform better than his polling suggests,"
Iowa State associate professor Dave Peterson told
cbsnews.com. "His supporters are
also dedicated and will likely turn out on caucus night and not change
their minds."
Republicans sure changed their minds about Mitt Romney, a moderate who
yearns to be conservative during party primaries. Republicans pegged him
for what he is, a corporate stiff, every hair in place, who'll run left
the second he secures the nomination.
Tim Pawlenty? Just another can of Spam. Rick Perry stuck both boots in
his mouth and kept them there. It's a wonder he has any lips
left.
Michele Bachmann had her troubles with American history, and Rick
Santorum seems ready to punch anyone who won't let him attack Iran
tomorrow morning.
And Herman Cain? With so many "girlfriend" stories buzzing
around him, he was tagged on the Internet with an M.C. Hammer-type parody
theme song: "Cain Touched This."
Now it's Newt Gingrich's turn to drop his blossoms. What was it
exactly?
That $1.6 million chunk that his consulting firm took from federal
mortgage giant Freddie Mac as it was getting a massive federal bailout?
Or that pledge of marital fidelity he signed the other day, suggesting
that his oath to his third wife wasn't nearly enough?
Since August, the media has desperately avoided mentioning Paul. I'm not
endorsing him here. But you'd have to be blind not to see Republican
bosses in panic. Because if Paul wins Iowa, his ideas might catch
fire.
Once there was no more amusing sight for me than watching Democratic
mouthpieces appearing on TV, claiming then-Sen. Barack Obama, D-Rezko --
backed by all those guys from Chicago's City Hall -- would bring hope and
change as he transcended the broken politics of America's past.
The journalistic high priests, their brains swollen by several bowls of
Hopium, chattered and repeated the slogans of City Hall's favorite
mouthpiece, David Axelrod.
So Americans never quite realized that the man they were electing
president had been an earnest but inexperienced back-bencher in the
Illinois Legislature who spent his entire career taking orders from
machine bosses while trying to get ahead.
Hopium was bad enough. But what worries me are all those clouds of Dopium
wafting across Iowa.
http://www.startribune.com/opinion/otherviews/136164328.html
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