Love it. thanks plaino. On Tue, Jan 24, 2012 at 2:43 PM, plainolamerican <[email protected]>wrote:
> In my nightmare I found myself nude in bed. I was looking at a > mirror on the ceiling and discovered that I am a Negro and I'm > circumcised! Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the > pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was that same > color, black. > > I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair. > > But it's a wheelchair! > > That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also > disabled! I said to myself, aloud, 'This is impossible! It's > impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled!' > > 'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me. > > I turn around, and it's my boyfriend. > > Just what I needed! I am a homosexual and on top of that, with a > Mexican boyfriend. > > Oh, my God ... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican > boyfriend, drug addict and HIV-positive! > > Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and oh, nooooo > . I'm bald! > > The telephone rings; it's my brother. He is saying, 'Since mom > and dad died, the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and > laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job, you worthless > piece of crap ... any job!' > > Mom?. Dad? .Nooooo ... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan! > > I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when > you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, > are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald and an orphan, but he > doesn't get it. > > Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand! > With tears in my eyes, I go to the window to look out. I see I > live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There > is trash everywhere.. > > Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker ... Pacemaker? > Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican > boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, > unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I > live in a crappy neighborhood. > > At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, > 'Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you > decided what you are going to wear to Washington to see Obama? > > Say it isn't so! I CAN handle being a black, disabled, one > armed, drug- addicted, Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker, who is > HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, living in a slum with > a Mexican boyfriend, but please, Oh dear God, please don't tell > me I'm a Democrat! > > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at > http://www.PoliticalForum.com/<http://www.politicalforum.com/> > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. > -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
