every woman who want contraception should buy it On Feb 21, 9:48 am, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > [image: CAP News] > The official birth control of the U.S. Congress > Contraception Debated By Men Who Can't Get Laid > > WASHINGTON (CAP) - A CAP News investigation has shown that not a single man > on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, nor any of the men > on the all-male panel assembled by the committee to discuss the recent > White House ruling on contraception, has managed to get laid in months - > and in some cases years. > > "Even by their own wives," noted a source close to the committee who asked > not to be identified. "And it's not like they haven't tried." > > Several men on the panel were clergy members, which would partially explain > their lack of sexual activity, at least with adults of the opposite sex. > But other panelists had no such excuse. > SHARE > > [image: > Facebook]<http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http://www.crystalair.com/story....> > [image: > Reddit]<http://www.reddit.com/submit?url=http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?...> > [image: > Google > Buzz]<http://www.google.com/reader/link?url=http://www.crystalair.com/story...> > [image: > NetVibes]<http://eco.netvibes.com/share/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Enetvibes%2Ecom%...> > [image: > Mixx]<http://www.mixx.com/submit?page_url=http://www.crystalair.com/story.p...> > [image: > Twitter]<http://twitter.com/home?status=Contraception%20Debated%20By%20Men%20W...> > [image: > StumbleUpon]<http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://www.crystalair.com/story...> > [image: > Digg]<http://digg.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crystalair.com%2Fstory.ph...> > [image: > FriendFeed]<http://friendfeed.com/?url=http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?id=201...> > [image: > Yahoo > Buzz]<http://buzz.yahoo.com/submit/?submitUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crystalair.c...> > [image: > Linked > In]<http://www.linkedin.com/shareArticle?mini=true&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.c....> > [image: > Technorati]<http://technorati.com/faves?add=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crystalair.com%2Fsto...> > > health NEWS > > Scientists Find Pink Dye Doesn't Cure > Cancer<http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?id=201202001> > > Glass Of Red Wine Helps Women Ward Off > Asshats<http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?id=201201013> > > John Edwards Suffering Serious Karma > Condition<http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?id=201201009> > > Study: Straight Marriage Wicked Good For Gay > Health<http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?id=201112013> > > Study: 1 In 6 Cell Phones Has Ex-Boyfriend's > Number<http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?id=201110009> > > "That moral philosophy professor (C. Benn Mitchell) had one very important > thing standing between himself and getting laid - the fact that he's a > moral philosophy professor," said the source, noting that there's no record > of a philosophy professor of any kind getting laid since the late 1960s. > > Even committee chair Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA), who assembled the panel, has > reportedly not had sex since becoming a father in the early '80s. "And even > then we're not so sure," said the source, noting that his son looks "a lot > like the mailman, if you get my drift." Issa's mailman is a Democrat. > > The report has raised the ire of several women's groups that were already > upset over an all-male panel being convened to discuss birth control access > for women. > > Holly Duncan of the Facebook group The Angriest Women In The Whole > Goddamned World noted the irony of a contraception debate among a bunch of > guys who "couldn't get laid if they walked into a women's prison with a > fistful of pardons." > > She was presumably referring to congressmen John Mica (R-FL), Todd Platts > (R-PA) and Mike Turner (R-OH), who were fined for doing just that in the > late '90s. > > "It would be one thing if any of these dudes ever had to worry about > getting a girl pregnant," said Duncan, now visibly agitated. "But you > actually have to have a dick for that." Then she ripped a six-inch stack of > Maxim magazines in half with her bare hands, letting loose a guttural howl. > > For his part, Rep. 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