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<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/> Bound to
offend someone. We are equal opportunity
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Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>
*Oh this should start a backlash. I like that. ~Steve~*
* H/T Grouchy*
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*I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy
peas <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushy_peas> & a jumbo sausage. A poor
homeless man sat there and said "I've not eaten for two days." I told him
"I wish I had your will power*."
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*Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.But
since*
*all the doctors are now Muslim <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim>, I've
found that a bacon sandwich
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_sandwich>works best!
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*Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter
speed <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shutter_speed>*
*that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth
closed.
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*I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could
look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself I'm going
to take that.*
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*Man in a hot air balloon <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_air_balloon> is
lost over
Ireland<http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=53.3333333333,-8.0&spn=10.0,10.0&q=53.3333333333,-8.0%20(Ireland)&t=h>.
He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him "Where
am
I?" The Irish <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cuisine> farmer looks
back up and shouts back. "You're in that feckin basket."*
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*I had a Trivia competition in the bag until the last question which I got
wrong.*
*The question was "Where do women have the curliest hair??*
*"
The answer I should have given was
Fiji<http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=-18.1666666667,178.45&spn=10.0,10.0&q=-18.1666666667,178.45%20(Fiji)&t=h>.
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*Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>* |
February 22, 2012 at 3:27 am | Tags:
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