Every time this happens, he picks up more sponsors, and wins another Marconi or National Broadcasting Award.
"No ink, is bad ink", is a double entendre. Liberal minds just can't handle that. On Mar 6, 8:49 am, Tommy News <[email protected]> wrote: > ‘We Are Terminating Our Relationship with Rush Limbaugh’: Satan > Radio Host Loses Longtime Sponsor > > COLUMBUS, OH (The Borowitz Report) – Embattled radio host Rush > Limbaugh suffered another major desertion today as he lost the support > of one of his longtime sponsors, Satan. > > The usually reclusive Prince of Darkness announced his decision at a > hastily called press conference in Columbus, Ohio, his unofficial > headquarters on Earth. > > “Due to remarks of his that we consider unacceptable, we are > terminating our relationship with Rush Limbaugh,” Satan said in a > tersely worded statement. > > According to one advisor to the Lord of Misrule, Satan had stuck by > the radio host as long as possible but after he called a young woman a > slut on the air Mr. Limbaugh had become “radioactive.” > > “After a certain point, the association with Rush became problematic > for Satan’s public image,” the aide said. “We went through a similar > thing last year with Rupert Murdoch.” > > Advertisers continued abandoning Mr. Limbaugh’s program in droves > today, including companies who had sponsored it for years, like the > online dating site NaziMingle.com™. > > The only good news for Mr. Limbaugh today came from GOP presidential > candidate Mitt Romney, who offered this muted statement of support: > “Look, I wouldn’t have chosen the words he did. But it’s not like he > called her a poor person or something.” > > More: > Borowitzreport.com > > -- > Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time. > Have a great day, > Tommy > > -- > Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time. > Have a great day, > Tommy -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
