I really would have liked to see the photos bear
On 10 March 2012 18:09, Bruce Majors <[email protected]> wrote: > > > --------- > > > > > > The following symbols were unearthed on a cave in the Mediterranean: > </mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1> > > It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least > 3000 years old! > > The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists > from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. > > After months of conferencing, the president of the society pointed to first > drawing and said: > > </mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.2&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1> > > "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. > > </mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.3&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1> > > You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so > they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. > > </mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.4&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1> > The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them." > > </mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.5&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1> > > > Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that > if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the > sea. > > </mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.6&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1> > > The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were > evidently Hebrews." > > The audience applauded enthusiastically. > > Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Oy > Vey, Goyem" > > </mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.7&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1> > > "Idiots! Ancient Hebrew is read from right to left. It says: 'Holy > mackerel, dig the ass on that woman!" > > > > </mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.8&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1></mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.9&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1></mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.10&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1></mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.11&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1></mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.12&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1></mail/u/0/s/?view=att&th=135fe836e686cf04&attid=0.0.13&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1> > > > > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
