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Hardnox posted: "I know, I know... it's Saturday. I'm a day late and a
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I know, I know... it's Saturday. I'm a day late and a dollar short. Humor
is the best medicine and a counter to the crappy things that happened this
week, so here goes.
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Said the policeman to the Amish lady driver, "I'm not going to cite you. I
just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is
broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it
as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is
wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to
animals so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home."
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about
the broken reflector. He said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
wrong with the emergency brake."
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A young man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job.."
I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in
his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because
of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward
to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to
satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a
rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it."
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Feel free to add your own.
Have a great weekend,
~ Hardnox
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