*What if One Day We Get a Bad President?*

Posted By *Frank J. Fleming* On February 20, 2013 ****

I believe I have noticed a problem with President Obama’s declaring that he
can blow up Americans with drone strikes without due process.****

Stick with me here; this is a bit of an esoteric argument. Now, like most
people, I celebrate every time Obama obtains more power. Now he can do
whatever he feels needs to be done for the country and not be burdened with
getting the approval of his lessers first. So the more powerful the
presidency, the better for us all. But I had a terrible thought: What if
one day we get a bad president?****

For instance, take this power to kill Americans with drones. No one worries
that Obama will abuse such a power — I mean, we’re talking about a man who
was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize just for existing. It’s not like he’s
ever going to use that power to blow us up (though, according to his
lawyers, he legally could… and if he did, we’d just have to assume he had
really, really good reasons). But just imagine if that power wound up in
the hands of a president like George W. Bush. He’d probably blow up people
with the drone all day, thinking he was playing a video game (“I’m gettin’
me a high score!”). Or worse yet, think of handing Dick Cheney that power.
He’d most likely declare a unilateral war on kittens and puppies, blowing
them up from the sky and then collecting the tears of children for some
evil Halliburton project.****

And the power to incinerate people isn’t the only power I fear could fall
into the wrong hands. Like, what about the new authority the government has
under President Obama to force people to buy things? That’s great for Obama
to have, because he can force people to buy things they really do need to
buy, like health care (and maybe in the future other things we all should
really have, like hybrids or his memoirs). But think of what could happen
if a president not as enlightened as Obama wielded such a power, backed by
a Congress full of Republican troglodytes? They could make us all buy
AR-15s or Big Gulps or Bibles or other dangerous, awful things.****

Furthermore, there is Obama’s position on compromise. Now, we all agree
that it’s absolutely ridiculous that Obama has to yield at all to those
mindless Republican thugs who somehow hold a majority in Congress. Obama is
a brilliant man, so why should he compromise to the ideals of those so far
beneath him? That’s why he doesn’t ever yield and agree to spending cuts
and just asks for more taxes on the rich. And if somehow taxing the rich
more and more doesn’t make the math add up, then we’ll ignore the stupid
math. I mean, that’s why we haven’t had a federal budget for years: Why in
the world should what Obama can do be limited by some arbitrary squiggles
called “numbers”? So Obama will absolutely not compromise with crazed
right-wingers or math.****

But think of what would happen if a bad president took such an attitude?
He’d spend all his time making speeches, listing out promises that would
never be fulfilled, while Congress would be locked in constant gridlock.
What a pointless, worthless presidency that would be.****

Also, the latitude we give Obama might become a problem if bad presidents
come to expect it. Normally, if the unemployment rate hovered around 8% for
a president’s entire term (and was only that low because millions of people
had given up even looking for work) while at the same time we were burdened
with high gas prices and economic growth ground to a halt, we would say
that president was a complete and utter failure. Basically the worst
president imaginable. We’d not only want that worthless wretch kicked out
of office before he could do any more damage to our economy, we’d want him
forced to wander the streets while citizens pelted him with rotten fruit
and shouted obscenities at him.****

With Obama, though, we’re very understanding of what’s happened to the
economy because of the mess he inherited from Bush. Obviously, someone as
smart as him, with all his economic experience from community organizing
and voting in legislatures, is doing the absolute best anyone could expect,
and four years later he’s almost got unemployment going in the right
direction. But what if a Republican becomes president and has a similar
record and expects the same leeway? He could be a total disaster on the
economy — America could have results almost as bad as during the last four
years — and then finish his first term and expect a pat on the head and a
cookie like we gave Obama.****

So we are setting a lot of precedents during Obama’s presidency that will
give us something to fear if we elect a bad president someday. Still, I
know what many of you are thinking: “We’ll just never elect a bad president
again.” It does seem like we’ve fixed the system so we won’t ever elect a
bad president, as Mitt Romney, who despises 47% of Americans, lost quite
handily to Obama (who despises a much smaller percentage of Americans —
only rich people and business owners). Romney wanted to outlaw vaginas and
tie poor people to the top of his car, and there was something about
binders that was very bad though hard to coherently explain why, and the
people rejected him. But it wasn’t that long ago that George W. Bush was
elected and reelected. And what if in 2016 people aren’t enamored with
Hillary Clinton’s charm or wowed by literally one of the sharpest
intellects we’ve ever seen, Joe Biden? What if instead they fall for that
psychopath Marco Rubio, despite his affinity for drinking water?****

The obvious solution is to have Obama be president forever, but that’s not
practical. Eventually Obama will get bored and want to be president of a
country he likes better than this one. Another idea would be to pass a law
that if the president is an enlightened progressive, he shall have
dictator-like powers and not have anything he does questioned by Congress
or the Supreme Court, but if he’s a right-winger, he’ll need a
supermajority in Congress to do anything. The only problem is that the
Republicans in Congress love to block all commonsense legislation like that.
****

So the only option left is to consider curtailing a bit of the power we’re
allowing Obama, because someday we might have a president who is completely
detached from average Americans, doesn’t care about our problems, and ruins
everything he touches — someone completely unlike Obama. I mean, just
imagine all that power Obama has in the hands of someone who completely
sucks at being president. The economy would be ruined, we’d have disastrous
situations abroad, and our liberties would be threatened. It would be a lot
like now, but instead of it being Bush’s fault, it would be the fault of
the current president. So to keep that from happening, we’ll have to do the
hard thing and put more limitations on Obama’s power. I’m sure he’ll
understand and not drone-strike us.****
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