** Articles: The Obama Credo<http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/03/the_obama_credo.html>
http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/03/the_obama_credo.html#ixzz2NLVAohc8 The Obama Credo Stella Paul, American Thinker.com I believe that a child who pretends his pastry is a gun poses an imminent danger<http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-schools-protecting-us-from-the-pop-tart-terrorist/2013/03/08/6a636fdc-8752-11e2-9d71-f0feafdd1394_story.html>, but 5,000 criminal illegal aliens released from jail<http://washingtonexaminer.com/dhs-plans-to-release-5000-illegal-immigrants-due-to-sequestration/article/2523295>enhance public safety. I believe that New Yorkers must be protected from the risk of drinking 16 ounces of soda, but exposed to the risk of bringing Osama bin Laden's son-in-law for a civil trial blocks from Ground Zero. I believe that every American child deserves to be loved and cherished, except for certain 16-year-olds who deserve to be killed<http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/03/oops-obama-adminstration-admits-killing-16-year-old-denver-kid-in-drone-strike-was-a-mistake/>by drones. I believe that a Muslim woman who applauds 9/11 and admires Hitler deserves a State Department award<http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03/08/u-s-officially-cancels-plans-to-give-women-of-courage-award-to-egyptian-who-celebrated-911-death-of-israelis/>for her courage, at least until someone reads her tweets. I believe that the federal government should confiscate guns from law-abiding Americans, but give thousands of guns to Mexican drug gangs to kill<http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/12/12/gun-buyer-connected-to-fast-furious-terry-death-gets-57-months-in-prison/>our Border Patrol agents. I believe the president should stay up late partying with Jay-Z and Beyonce, but hit the sack when our Libyan consulate is under attack<http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/02/now-they-tell-us-obama-was-absent-night-of-benghazi-video/>and our Ambassador is missing. I believe that plastic bags are a menace to the earth, but Iran's nuclear weapons are no big deal. I believe that mankind controls the weather, but is helpless to get a job. I believe that Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel and CIA Chief John Brennan are fair-minded statesmen, and if you don't agree, you're a Jew-loving Zionist who's under the thumb of the Israel Lobby. I believe the First Lady should always announce the winning picture at the Oscars, accompanied by military personnel, and if you don't like the Academy's choice, you should be shot. I believe that American children must be educated by government teachers about the danger of sexual predators, and fondled by government inspectors every time they board a plane. I believe that America is rich enough to arm<http://nation.foxnews.com/egypt/2013/01/23/wh-gives-f-16-s-egyptmuslim-brotherhood>the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt with 16 F-16 fighter jets and 200 Abrams tanks, but too broke to give White House tours. I believe that government should keep its "Hands off my body," with the one exception of ObamaCare's 160<http://blog.heritage.org/2010/06/25/repeal-obamacare-yes-we-can/>new government agencies that control my medical care. I believe that Bob Woodward is a hero for exposing the lies of Nixon, and a scoundrel for exposing the lies of Obama. I believe that women are the most capable people on earth, but helpless to pack healthy lunches for their kids without the First Lady. I believe that Attorney General Eric Holder, who's in contempt of Congress, is trustworthy when he promises Congress not to kill us with drones, because his word is gold. I believe that Al Gore is a sincere spokesman for the planet, who only sold out to Al Jazeera for 100 million bucks because he needed to pay the fuel bills in his 10,000-square-foot mansion. I believe that male politicians must respect women, and so I voted for Robert Menendez, Eliot Spitzer, John Edwards, Bill Clinton, John Kennedy, Anthony Weiner, David Wu, Kwame Kilpatrick, Antonio Villaraigoso, and the irreplaceable conscience of the Senate, Ted Kennedy. I believe that Arabs blowing up Israeli families are expressing justifiable rage, but Jews building homes in Jerusalem can never be forgiven. I believe that Hillary Clinton was the greatest Secretary of State since the dawn of time, and if you don't agree, what difference at this point does it make? I believe that we must practice sustainability for our children's future, and that every beautiful new baby should be born $54,000 in *debt*. I believe that the Constitution is an outmoded document written by dead white males, and Shariah is a timeless expression of important cultural values. I believe in free speech, so why don't you shut the **** up. I believe the Koch Brothers are greedy, conniving hate-mongers, and that convicted felon and Nazi collaborator George Soros is a selfless patriot. I believe that Obama has elevated us to a new age of multicultural harmony, and that's why his *Department of Homeland Security* just ordered 450 million rounds<http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/03/30/why-is-homeland-security-buying-450-million-rounds-of-hollow-point-bullets/>of hollow point bullets. *Stella Paul's new ebook is **What I Miss About America: Reflections from the Golden Age of Hope and Change**, available at** Amazon*<http://www.amazon.com/What-Miss-About-America-ebook/dp/B009JVTM28/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1349315599&sr=8-1&keywords=what+I+miss+about+america> * for just $1.99. 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