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Steve posted: " A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about
2 miles south of the Virginia/ West Virginia Stateline. When the trooper
asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and
Juggler and was on his way to Beckley WV to d" Respond to this post by
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State
trooper <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_police> pulled a car over on
I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/ West
Virginia<http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=39.0,-80.5&spn=3.0,3.0&q=39.0,-80.5%20(West%20Virginia)&t=h>Stateline.
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver said he was a Magician and
Juggler<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggling>and was on his way to
Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine
Circus <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrine_Circus>. He didn't want to be
late.*
*The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the
driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have
anything to juggle.*
*The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could
juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit
them and handed them to him.*
*While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol
car<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_car>.
A drunken <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_intoxication> good old
boy<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_ol%27_boy>from West Virginia got
out, watched the performance, then went over to the
patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and
went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he
thought he was doing.*
*The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there
ain't no way I can pass that test.”*
*~Steve~ H/T Miss May*
*Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>*|
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