* **A Case of Interpretation:* *A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas. Sitting in a Cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"*
* * *"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!", gasped the girl.Then she looked around the room, smiled and said, "Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"** * * * *When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be anything else?"* * * *"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of y'all. * *But where ah come from in Alabama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a piece of ass for mah drink."* -- "If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion." - Dali Lama -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
