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Steve posted: "Today's funny moment.
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offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all
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*Squeezer*
*The local bar was so sure that its
bartender<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartender>was the strongest man
around
*
*that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a
lemon<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon>
*
*until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone*
*who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.*
*Many people had tried.... over time: weightlifters, longshoremen, etc., but
*
*nobody could do it. One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar,*
*wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, "I'd
*
*like to try the bet."*
*After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "OK"; grabbed the*
*lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind
to*
*the little fellow. But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence.... as*
*the man clenched his little fist around the lemon.... and six drops fell*
*into the glass.*
*As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little*
*man: "What do you
do<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Do_You_Do_with_the_Mad_that_You_Feel%3F>for
a living? Are you a lumberjack, a
weight-lifter <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic_weightlifting>, or*
*what?"*
*The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for the IRS <http://www.irs.gov>
.*
*OUCH!!!!!*
~Steve~ * H/T hujonwi*
*Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>*|
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