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Steve posted: " Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a
country road one evening. As the car rounded a blind curve, a very old cow
suddenly loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but
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*Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening. As the car rounded a blind curve, a very old cow suddenly loomed
in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged
bovine was struck and killed.*
*Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
lobbyists.*
*About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one
hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared
with lipstick.*
*What the hell happened to you," asked Hillary?*
*"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave
me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to
me."!*
*"My God, what prompted all of that?" asked Hillary.*
*The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so
fast I couldn't stop* it.
~Steve~ *H/T Miss May*
*Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>*|
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