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Dr. Eowyn posted: " Spotted by anthropologists in its native habitat, a
Wal-Mart in North America, this member of the species Homo plumbeus (more
commonly known as Droopy Pants) exemplifies this species' peculiar
drag-crotch shuffling gait, preternaturally shortened legs" Respond to
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Spotted by anthropologists in its native habitat, a Wal-Mart in North
America, this member of the species *Homo
plumbeus<http://www.freedict.com/onldict/onldict.php>
* (more commonly known as Droopy Pants) exemplifies this species' peculiar
drag-crotch shuffling gait, preternaturally shortened legs, and a primitive
language comprised of monosyllabic grunts.
It is hypothesized that *Homo plumbeus* is the result of inbreeding among a
subset of *Homo sapiens* who became indolent, content to subsist on food
stamps and other government welfare programs. Although barely literate with
two-digit I.Q.s, they nevertheless manage to make their way to voting
stations every four years to cast their votes for a charlatan by the name
of Barry Soetoro Stephen Dunham Barack Hussein Obama.
Tragically, most members of *Homo plumbeus* are extremely fertile.
Historians of the 23rd century generally attribute the fall and eventual
disappearance of a once great nation, the United States of America, to
precisely the alarming multiplication of *Homo plumbeus*.
H/t FOTM's WildBillAlaska.
*~Eowyn*
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