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Steve posted: " A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer
says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee,
officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs
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*A police officer <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_officer> pulls over
a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked*
*you at 80 miles per hour <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miles_per_hour>,
sir.'*
*The driver <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driving> says, 'Gee, officer, I
had it on cruise control <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruise_control> at
60; perhaps *
*your radar gun <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar_gun> needs calibrating.
' *
*Not looking up from her knitting the
wife<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife>says: 'Now don't be silly,
*
*dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' *
*As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife *
*and growls, *
*'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?' *
*The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your *
*radar detector <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar_detector> went off when
it did or your speed would have been higher.' *
*As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector *
*unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, *
*'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?' *
*The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your *
*seat belt <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seat_belt>, sir. *
*That's an automatic $75 fine.' *
*The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it
*
*off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back *
*pocket.' *
*The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your *
*seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.' *
*And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver *
*turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??' *
*The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always *
*talk to you this way, Ma'am <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madam>?' *
*'Only when he's been drinking.!!' *
~Steve~ * H/T Our Miss May*
*Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>*|
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