*Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and 
You'll be a lot happier 
And 
Live longer! *
*---*
*sound advice for a US interventionist.*

On Friday, August 16, 2013 9:27:12 AM UTC-5, Travis wrote:
>
>
>
>
> **
>    
>  
>       ****
>  ** 
> **
>                             *The Pastor's Ass*****
>    
> *The pastor entered his donkey in a race and 
> It won.. 
>
> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey 
> That he entered it in the 
> Race 
> Again, and it won again. 
>
>
> The local paper read: 
>
>
> **PASTOR'S 
> ASS OUT FRONT. 
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of 
> Publicity that he ordered 
> The 
> Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. 
>
>
>
> The next day, the local paper head line 
> Read: 
>
> **
>
> BISHOP 
> SCRATCHES 
> PASTOR'S 
> ASS. *
>
> *This was too much for the bishop, so he 
> Ordered the pastor to get 
> Rid 
> Of the donkey. 
>
>
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a 
> Nearby convent. 
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted 
> The following headline 
> The 
> Next day: **
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. *
>
> *The bishop fainted. 
>
> He informed the nun that she would have to*****
> *Get rid of the donkey, so she***
> *Sold it to a farmer for $10.***
>
>
>
> * The next day the paper read: 
>
> **NUN 
> SELLS ASS FOR $10. 
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he 
> Ordered the nun to buy back 
> The 
> Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run 
> Wild..*****
>
>
> *The next day the headlines read: **
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. *
>
> *The bishop was buried the next day. 
>
>
> The moral of the story is . . Being** 
> Concerned about public opinion 
> Can bring you much grief and misery . . 
> Even shorten your life. 
>
>
> So be yourself and enjoy life. 
>
>
> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and 
> You'll be a lot happier 
> And 
> Live longer! 
>
> **
>
> *****
>  ****
>   ****
>    ** **
>  
>      
>
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>     
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