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Dr. Eowyn posted: "An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and
appeared before Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have
a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training
school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 vi" Respond to this
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An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm
only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never
was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do
sexually, can I have 72 whores?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins
are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they
could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since
they're virgins, they're quite sexually hungry; and frankly, you'll be on a
constant and very exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it
be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
Allah replied quizzically, "Who told you they were women?"
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