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Dr. Eowyn posted: "Spring Pond Here's an example of the tyranny and
idiocy of petty government bureaucrats. The State of Michigan's Department
of Environmental Quality sent a stern letter to Ryan DeVries about
"unauthorized construction activity" on a pond on his proper" Respond to
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<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/eowyn2/> A dam good
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*Spring Pond*
Here's an example of the tyranny and idiocy of petty government bureaucrats.
The State of Michigan's Department of Environmental Quality sent a stern
letter to *Ryan DeVries *about "unauthorized construction activity" on a
pond on his property.
This is verified to be true by Truth or
Fiction<http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/beaverdam.htm#.Uhs40X_amvY>.
Please note that the letters below are the real
letters<http://www.getipm.com/personal/dam.htm>,
instead of the version that's circulating on the Internet and via email.
The net version contains several mistakes.)
First, the gummint bureaucrat's letter.
*STATE OF MICHIGAN*
JOHN ENGLER, Governor
DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL QUALITY
HOLLISTER BUILDING, PO BOX 30473, LANSING MI 48909-7973
INTERNET: http://www.deq.state.mi us
RUSSELL J. HARDING, Director
December 17, 1997
Mr. Ryan DeVries
2088 Dagget
Pierson, MI 49339
SUBJECT: DEQ ... File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr. DeVries:
It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality
that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced
parcel of property. *You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or
contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:*
*Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet
stream of Spring Pond.*
*A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A
review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued
Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation
*of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and
Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being
sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws,
annotated.
The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially
failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at
downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently
hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to
cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream
to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams
from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later
than January 31, 2013.
Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a
follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply
with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may
result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action.
We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter.
Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
*David L. Price*
District Representative
Land and Water Management Division
616-356-0269
*******************************************************************************************************************
*It turns out that Stephen Tvedten, not Ryan DeVries, is the legal owner of
the property. *DeVries was Tvedten's tenant.
Here is Mr. Tvedten's response:
1/6/98
David L. Price
District Representative
Land and Water Management Division
Grand Rapids District Office
State Office Bldg., 6th Floor
350 Ottawa, N.W.
Grand Rapids, MI 49503-2341
Re: DEQ File
No.. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr. Price,
Your certified letter dated 12/17/97 has been handed to me to respond to.
You sent out a great deal of carbon copies to a lot of people, but you
neglected to include their addresses. You will, therefore, have to send
them a copy of my response.
First of all, Mr. Ryan DeVries is not the legal landowner and/or contractor
at 2088 Dagget, Pierson, Michigan - I am the legal owner and a couple of
beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and
maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring
Pond. While I did not pay for, nor authorize their dam project, I think
they would be highly offended you call their skillful use of natural
building materials "debris". I would like to challenge you to attempt to
emulate their dam project any dam time and/or any dam place you choose. I
believe I can safely state there is no dam way you could ever match their
dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam
persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.
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As to your dam request the beavers first must fill out a dam permit prior
to the start of this type of dam activity, my first dam question to you is:
are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers or do you
require all dam beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam
request? If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers,
please send me completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam
permits. Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part
301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental
Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections
324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Michigan Compiled Laws annotated. My first
concern is - aren't the dam beavers entitled to dam legal representation?
The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for
said dam representation - so the State will have to provide them with a dam
lawyer.
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The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed
during a recent rain event causing dam flooding is proof we should leave
the dam Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling
their dam names. If you want the dam stream "restored" to a dam free-flow
condition - contact the dam beavers - but if you are going to arrest them
(they obviously did not pay any dam attention to your dam letter -- being
unable to read English) - be sure you read them their dam Miranda first.
As for me, I am not going to cause more dam flooding or dam debris jams by
interfering with these dam builders. If you want to hurt these dam beavers
- be aware I am sending a copy of your dam letter and this response to
PETA. If your dam Department seriously finds all dams of this nature
inherently hazardous and truly will not permit their existence in this dam
State - I seriously hope you are not selectively enforcing this dam policy
- or once again both I and the Spring Pond Beavers will scream prejudice!
In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their
dam unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and
water flows downstream. They have more dam right than I to live and enjoy
Spring Pond. So, as far as I and the beavers are concerned, this dam case
can be referred for more dam elevated enforcement action now. Why wait
until 1/31/98? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then, and
there will be no dam way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them
then.
In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention a real environmental
quality (health) problem; bears are actually defecating in our woods. I
definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave
the dam beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam,
watch your step! (The bears are not careful where they dump!)
Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact
you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam
office.
Sincerely,
Stephen L. Tvedten
xc: PETA
***********************************************************************************
Since Mr. Tvedten wrote that brilliant hilarious letter in 1997, it has
gone viral. Incredibly, more than seven years later in 2005, another
Pennsylvania State bureaucrat, Randy L. Stearns, sent Tvedten yet another
letter about the beaver dam. Here's Tvedten's response:
Dear Mr. Randy L. Stearns,
Your April 4, 2005 letter to my wife and me regarding the killing of the
newest Spring Pond Beavers and the removal of their dam to slowly release
the water has been handed to me to answer. First of all, your letter
certainly reminds me of a similar complaint dated December 17, 1997
incorrectly sent via certified mail to my tenant Ryan Devries; which is now
posted on the following web site http://www.getipm.com/personal/dam.htm and
elsewhere around the world. See copy below:
Secondly, Your letter contains several mistakes - my wife's name is
Rosalind and there are several beaver dams not just one and there simply is
no way these dams could "suddenly break apart" especially if you allow the
beaver to continue to maintain their various dams.
I also read your Mission Statement - 'By using the most effective manner
possible, and without disrespect to the environment, the Road Commission
for Montcalm County is committed to provide a reasonably safe road and
bridge network for the public and commercial users." Do you consider the
killing of the Spring Pond beavers to be "respect" for the environment? The
last time my dam neighbors Tom Brokaw called him (please see the just one
of the various websites located at:-
http://www.propertyrightsresearch.org/2004/articles2/michigan_deq_and_the_dam_builder.htm)
killed the beavers and then
complained to the DEQ about the "danger" that he now faced. Now apparently
you are the next official to "sense the potential "danger" and then demand
the death of the dam beavers who are only flooding my property; because
"your 36-inch culvert may not be able to handle a potentially large amount
of water" ..."if the dam was to suddenly break apart". I think if you think
about it seriously that you will still be able to "provide a reasonably
safe road and bridge network for the public and commercial users" if you
let the dam beavers tend to their dam business and you tend to your own.
Third, Since my initial dam response I had to Respond to another dam
Inquiry as to whether the "Dam Beaver" Letter is real - see:
http://www.getipm.com/personal/dam2.htm . Now I will post your letter at
least on my website and confirm once again that I STILL WANT THE DAM
BEAVERS TO LIVE!
We have no intention of removing "the" beaver dam, nor do we want the Road
Commission to have a private contractor trap the beaver and open the dam to
slowly release the water? If you leave the beaver alone there simply will
never be (without a large amount of dynamite) a chance that all of the
various beaver dams will "suddenly break apart".
Sincerely, Stephen L. Tvedten
Copies to: PETA
Others
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*Bravo, Mr. Tvedten! *
H/t FOTM's WildBillAlaska
*~Eowyn*
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