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Assad Mounts Preemptive Attack!<http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/rqiRgU_vttk/assad-mounts-preemptive-attack.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 30 Aug 2013 02:03 PM PDT DAMASCUS (BHN) - In a shocking and unexpected move, Hafaz al-Assad, son of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad, mounted a preemptive attack against President Obama Thursday, igniting an online battle that threatens to trigger an international war. "Hey Barry, you were supposed to attack us within 48 hours, what are you waiting for, you little pussy?" asked Assad in the surprise Facebook post at 4:56 AM. The obviously unprepared Obama retaliated with "I know you are but what am I?" which only seemed to embolden the young Assad. The skirmish quickly escalated from there: Assad: That all you got, you scrawny pothead? Maybe you should let that big-assed morphodite Mooch fight your battle - at least she's got balls! *Obama: Tell me where you are so I can send a cruise missile to blow your ass up, you little carpet-kisser* Assad: Sure - I'm upstairs with Mooch. I'm using her giant thighs to crack coconuts hahaha :P *Obama: I will fly a Tomahawk right up your butt, YOU LITTLE RETARD* Assad: Did your teleprompter tell you to say that? BTW, Mooch asks if you know where her flea collar is? *Obama: I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY * Assad: LOL :) [image: Assad and Obama]<http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e2019aff185c0c970d-pi> You are subscribed to email updates from Big Hairy News<http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/bighairynews/> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now<http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=ViXCl-gDjgRlV4COOli3f0zx_cw> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
